Desparate Britney in 'Suicide Attempt'

Metro UK.com ^ | 2.22.07 | staff report

[MadIvan]

Turn about is fair play. You sent us Madonna, the grandmother of the entire Pop Bimbo generation.

Regards, Ivan

[meg88]

And Gwynneth Paltrow. :)

[gate2wire]

Ok, no need to get ugly here. :-)

[jdm]

It is being reported K-Feb was going to subpoena hair samples from Britney to determine her drug use.

Well then she should pony up and show some accountability/responsibility.

The big problem here is that you have a girl who was so used to everything going her way, always getting what she wants, that when she stumbles upon a bit of a challenge, she just can't take it.

[MadIvan]

Ah, yes. I'd been trying to forget about her.

Regards, Ivan

[KoRn]

"Isn't Xanax anti-anxiety medication?"

That's correct.

[pissant]

OK we are even. Just keep the grand dame of bimbos on your island, Elton John.

[MadIvan]

I was hoping we'd be able to ship Elton off to France.

Regards, Ivan

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Boy these kids are in trouble...when K-Fed is viewed as a step up.

[meg88]

Lohan has been making noises about moving over the pond too. :(

[pissant]

I think you are right. Actually, it was Lohan that led the pack into rehab. Hollywood is a hideous mess.

[MadIvan]

If I recall correctly, she can barely string a sentence together. I hope this will inhibit her ability to order a plane ticket to Britain.

Regards, Ivan

[Sue Perkick]

And he will get it. Those kids are gone. Pretty messed up situation when Federline will be determined to be the better parent.

[stm]

"She tried to walk in front of oncoming traffic and threatened to overdose on anti-depressant Xanax."

Call me a stickler but this sounds more like a suicide threat. If she took them and it didn't kill her then it would be a suicide attempt. If this is credible, which nothing from the Enquirer is, then this would be nothing more than just another publicity stunt from this hoon.

[Sue Perkick]

I feel for them. God help them.

[Proud2BeRight]

What a terrible loss to society. (yes, sarchasm) If I hear one more stinking story on the MSM about the useless people Smith, Spears or Obama ........

[pandoraou812]

I don't care for any of these people but I wonder why K-fed or whatever his name is would not be tested too. He doesn't look like an angel either to me. Wasn't he the one who left the pregnant girlfriend to marry Spears? I think they are all crazy. But if he knew she was doing drugs then I would think he was doing them also. shaking my head again...I wish the news would just stop all the reporting on ANS and Britney Spears too.

[Noumenon]

This woman shouldn't even have custody of a grilled cheese sandwich.

[rawcatslyentist]

SHe's got eyebrows,and nose hairs, so the head shaving aint gonna cut it. Oops she did it again!

[elc]

Yeah, but it won't be nearly as entertaining with Posh. Wasting away to nothing is not as interesting to the paparazzi as meltdowns are.