Posted on 12/24/2006 5:57:11 PM PST by sodpoodle
Oh Robert! It's a made in the USA vehicle - Straight as an arrow!
DUH!
No, no.
An Amartin-built Fierce-Arrow only has 4 wheels.
I don't know squat about Aston Martin Pierce Arrows - but I can spell LOL
OTOH Clintonmobiles are bent in the middle of the bonnet
and I had a Pontiac Fiero once - was in an accident and the little plastic b*st*rd just popped back into shape. No Bondo needed.
Luv yah (yes I'm an oooooooooold woman)
The driver's name is Bondo. James Bondo.
I can't let you win - quick let me think of something!!!!!
I'll be write back.
Hang on!
Nah!
I've got nothing;)
Well that's not quite true - I have a gret big goose to eat.
Yu hev a good'un
Yu win)
That picture made me chuckle, cause it took me a few seconds to figure it out. Then it reminded me of my most embarassing moment.
I was teaching High School Sunday School and the topic was the lust of the flesh. The class was about 50-50 boys and girls and discussion was a little slow. Finally one boy stated "It's not a sin to look, it's natural." Using Teaching lesson #2, I decided to pose his statement as a question for discussion, however I got tangled on my words and embarassment ensued.
What I wanted to say was, "Is it natural to snatch a peak?" What came out was something like "Is it natural to snack a peach?" With all eyes suddenly looking at me, I tried too quickly to correct and something along the lines of "I mean is it natural to peak at snatch." The class lost it, and the more I tried to correct it, the more it seemed to come out wrong.
To this day I can catch a glimpse of one of these former students, and as soon as eye contact is made, they either bust out laughing or just bust a huge smile.
My second most embarassing moment also occured while trying to teach Sunday School, but that one I'll save for telling at a different time. Needless to say, I get nerveous everytime I'm asked to teach Sunday School.
As a poet, Shakespeare is well known for his sonnets, but he actually was much more profitable writing dirty Scottish limericks under various pseudonyms.
Yes, in those days, he was plaid perverse.
Ha ha
Now you're PUNting
Do you ever sleep?
I was up early checking on the weather for a trip!
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