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Intruder Atabbed at Peterson's Home
Miami Herald ^
| 12/08/2006
| CAWats
Posted on 12/08/2006 9:38:53 AM PST by CAWats
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To: CAWats
At least he wasn't Shift-A-Tabbed...
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posted on
12/08/2006 9:49:29 AM PST
by
LongElegantLegs
(...a urethral syringe used to treat syphilis with mercury.)
To: caver
You're AHIFT ket is stuck. pROOFreaDING is OUR freIND...[who changed the keys on my keyboard...?]
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posted on
12/08/2006 9:49:49 AM PST
by
Snardius
(How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?)
To: Snardius
LET HE WHO HAS NOT MISKEYED CAST THE FIRST ATONE...
AI Athink Awe Ashould Ahonor Athe Aletter A"A" Atoday.
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posted on
12/08/2006 9:52:24 AM PST
by
gipper81
(in case you didn't know, we are STILL cleaning up Jimmy Carter's crap from the 1970s)
To: CAWats
Atabbed - Oh, I get it, a misspelling.
He was 'Ahabbed,' killed by a large white whale.
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posted on
12/08/2006 9:53:22 AM PST
by
Sax
To: Bigh4u2
"My sister attabed me once. Just once."
FMCDH(BITS)
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posted on
12/08/2006 9:57:28 AM PST
by
nothingnew
(I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
To: CAWats
I guess I would be much more impressed if said "fitness guru" beat the living snot out of the intruder with his bare hands.
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posted on
12/08/2006 9:59:52 AM PST
by
Spruce
To: 1rudeboy
Okay, you are hilarious!!!! This is very creative humor, thanks for the laugh!!!
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posted on
12/08/2006 9:59:58 AM PST
by
diamond6
(Everyone who is for abortion has been born. Ronald Reagan)
To: Sax
He was 'Ahabbed,' killed by a large white whale. Ahem...I believe Captain Ahab was Dicked by Moby the whale...
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posted on
12/08/2006 10:00:13 AM PST
by
Snardius
(How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?)
To: Constitution Day
His whole family could be put in a blender for all I care.
Perhaps you share the sentiment? :)
To: Defender2; Admin Moderator
Please correct title from Atabbed to stabbed. Thank You.No! We like the original better...
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posted on
12/08/2006 10:02:47 AM PST
by
zeugma
(I reject your reality and substitute my own in its place. (http://www.zprc.org/))
To: nothingnew
"My sister attabed me once. Just once."
If my sister ever attabed me, I be too embarassed to tell anyone.
;0)
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posted on
12/08/2006 10:03:34 AM PST
by
Bigh4u2
(Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
To: Tijeras_Slim
Perhaps you share the sentiment? :)Oh, I do. But what setting? Puree or chop?
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posted on
12/08/2006 10:04:15 AM PST
by
Constitution Day
("Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored." — Aldous Huxley)
To: zeugma
Please correct title from Atabbed to stabbed. Thank You.The world suffers when there is a lack of things to make fun of...
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posted on
12/08/2006 10:04:41 AM PST
by
Snardius
(How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?)
To: Bigh4u2
Maybe the guard stabbed the intruder with his own knife.
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posted on
12/08/2006 10:05:16 AM PST
by
F.J. Mitchell
( Is not death also victory in a war against an abomination so vile you could never live with it?)
To: nothingnew
did Captain Attab ever get that Moby Dick?
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posted on
12/08/2006 10:05:32 AM PST
by
Rakkasan1
((Illegal immigrants are just undocumented friends you haven't met yet!))
To: nothingnew
"My sister attabed me once. Just once."Isn't that ingest...?
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posted on
12/08/2006 10:05:41 AM PST
by
Snardius
(How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?)
To: Snardius
"The world suffers when there is a lack of things to make fun of..."
Yep. That's why I got married.
My wife laughs at me all day long..
:0)
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posted on
12/08/2006 10:05:43 AM PST
by
Bigh4u2
(Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
To: Constitution Day
What's the slowest speed?
To: F.J. Mitchell
Possibly. But it still begs the question why no gun?
I guess, as someone pointed out previously, being in L.A. and owning a gun aren't compatible.
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posted on
12/08/2006 10:07:14 AM PST
by
Bigh4u2
(Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
To: Bigh4u2
My wife laughs at me all day long.. The most important ingredient to a successful marriage is a sense of humor...unless the joke is on you.
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posted on
12/08/2006 10:08:49 AM PST
by
Snardius
(How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?)
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