Posted on 12/08/2006 2:21:22 AM PST by sully777
And the only thing the borg left behind was NT.
Borg saying: we came. we absorbed. we left.
Borg virus detected. (A)ssimilate? (Y/y)
Borgdos: Irrelevant command or filename.
Borgasm: the ecstacy of being assimilated.
Borger King: Have it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
Bush Borg: The economy is irrelevant.
Distance is irrelevant: pythagoras of Borg.
Drunk Borg: Rslience in floor tile, Wan'be similated?
I yam popeye of Borg, prepare to be askimilated
I am yoda of borg: irrelevant the force is.
I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be... OOooo! donuts!
I am ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated - but wait there's more
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess!
Mcborgers: over 90 million assimilated
P-porky P-pig of Borg: You will be assim-assim.. absorbed
I am lorena bobbitt of borg. You will be assimilated - piece by piece.
Rush LimBorg:liberals are irrelevant.
Tennis is irrelevant. - Bjorn Borg
We have engaged the Borg. The wedding is Friday.
Whose laser thru yonder saucer section cuts? 'Tis the Borg
The Borg: Calm, Cool, Collective.
*test, If you can read this, my cloaking device is on the fritz again...
Anyone seen the Muppets?
The Swedish Chef has been assimilated. Borg, borg borg.
I am Bart of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, Man!
I am Victor of Borg. You will be assimilated - But first a piano
concert.
I am Jordan of Borg. Gravity is irrelevant.
I am Jordan of Borg. Baseball Sucks!
Geraldo of Borg: Next, Brothers who assimilate sisters.
I am Perot of Borg. My non-candidacy is irrelevant.
I am George Carlin of Borg. The seven words you can never say on TV are
assimilate, assimilate,...
I am Bush of Borg. Read my lips, no new assimilations.
I am the village people of Borg: Y. M. C. A.
I am Rush of Borg. All dittoheads have already undergone assimilation
I am Little Caesar of Borg. Assimilate, Assimilate.
Readneck of Borg: We all is goina asimilate you buddy!
Be assimilate in 30 minutes or less, or your next death is painful..
Infect them, install windows on their collective of Borg
Next, Brothers who assimilate sisters.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?
He felt his presents.
LOL... :)
An oldie:
What do Charmin and the USS Enterprise have in common?
They're both flying out past Uranus looking for Klingons.
The hubby brought home another HUGE tree this year. Taller than last years.
Told you he would....Had to outdo the previous year....Just wait until next year...lol
Have you knocked it over yet, like last year??
Then I'll have to cut a hole in my ceiling for crying out load. It does look pretty, had to buy lots of BIG ornaments so it gave me an excuse to go shopping.
Like Princess NEEDED a reason to go shopping.....Speaking of which, are you done with your X-mas shopping??.....I am....lol
Worker's Comp offered to get me a PowerChair this week so I can return to work....
WHAT?????? NO SANTA?????? What is this world coming to??? There is a Santa, I tell ya, there is!!!
Eight-year-old Virginia O'Hanlon wrote a letter to the editor of New York's Sun, and the quick response was printed as an unsigned editorial Sept. 21, 1897. The work of veteran newsman Francis Pharcellus Church has since become history's most reprinted newspaper editorial, appearing in part or whole in dozens of languages in books, movies, and other editorials, and on posters and stamps.
"DEAR EDITOR: I am 8 years old.
"Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus.
"Papa says, 'If you see it in THE SUN it's so.'
"Please tell me the truth; is there a Santa Claus?
"VIRGINIA O'HANLON.
"115 WEST NINETY-FIFTH STREET."
VIRGINIA, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except [what] they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Virginia, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect, as compared with the boundless world about him, as measure by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.
Yes, VIRGINIA, there is a Santa Claus. He exists certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! How dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus! It would be as dreary as if there were no VIRGINIAS. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.
Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas Eve to catch Santa Claus, but even if they did not see Santa Claus coming down, what would that prove? Nobody sees Santa Claus, but that is no sign that there is no Santa Claus. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.
You tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest man that ever lived, could tear apart. Only faith, fancy, poetry, love, romance can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, VIRGINIA, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding. No Santa Claus! Thank GOD! He lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.
I don't know what to tell ya. I read it so it must be true.
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