If it isn’t one thing, it’s another... : TV Land’s list of greatest quotes ignores women’s lines

Boston Herald ^ | December 7, 2006 | Lauren Beckham Falcone

[Gay State Conservative]

My favorite Married,With Children line was when,after Peg had done something stupid,he said to her "Peg,you know I don't have any insurance so you must be killing me for the sport".

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

I liked this one.

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Kelly: Bud, don't be a sucker all your life. Let me tell you the difference between men and women: we're liars and you're all idiots.

[psjones]

One of my favourite lines from Cosby Show was when Claire Huxtable told Cliff after one of the kids had misbehaved

Cliff, we planted roses but we got weeds.

[dfwgator]

"Watch it, sucka!"

[ConservativeStatement]

I'm not sure if it is listed on the link you sent, or the actual quote for that matter, but in one episode Kelly tried to pick up a lifeguard at a beach.

After someone screamed for help and the lifeguard ran to assist, Kelly said "If they can't swim, why do they come to the beach?!"

[KarlInOhio]

Kelly: Bud, don't be a sucker all your life. Let me tell you the difference between men and women: we're liars and you're all idiots.

Like a Democrat talking to Republicans.

[neb52]

Bud: You can't be this dumb.
Kelly: I can be anything I wanna be, it's the '90s.

[21stCenturion]

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