Wife Shoots Husband to Death Over Warm Beer in Missouri

Fox Knews ^ | 12/05/06 | Associated Press

[Judith Anne]

He had it comin'
He had it comin'
He only had himself to blame--

If you'da been there,
If you'da seen it,
You would have done the same!

--Chicago

[Steve Van Doorn]

OH my gosh that is GOOD!

Thanks

[Vanders9]

Another senseless alcohol related death. Or, more controversially, another senseless gun related death. :0

[neb52]

"Why do Americans drink their beer cold?

So they can distinguish it from urine.."

and yet! Many still fail. ;P

[PAR35]

Or, more controversially, another senseless gun related death. :0

Even more: A child victim of gun violence. (He was, after all, even at 70 still a child of his parents.)

[NoControllingLegalAuthority]

So i put my cigarette butt in his beer and watched him gag. And...if anyBODY, gal or guy brings me a chilled glass of merlot or cabernet, I just may shoot them!

This is another very strong argument for having nothing whatsoever to do with women.

The latest Carrie Underwood song celebrates vicious vandalism by a jealous woman. She even sang it live on the CMA awards. It is not "cute." When I hear the song, I want the witch thrown in jail for destroying her boyfriend's vehicle.

The vindictive capacity of women appears limitless. They always feel perfectly justified in their nutball/criminal behavior.

[woofer]

>>Never had it, might be a good thing though.<<

Sugar-free. Used to be brewed across the river in Belleview ILL, now brewed by Carling. Nasty taste, to me. But I know all lot of people down there that swear by it and will not let any other brand of beer touch their lips.

I miss Falstaff.

[driftless2]

I will immediately go to the NOW website to read their protests of outrage over a woman killing a man about beer. Actually the femi-nuts are most likely trying to find evidence that the poor guy probably "abused" his beloved spouse which caused his unfortunate demise. Imagine, serving warm beer (snort). He deserved it!!! Because as the femi-nuts tell us: women are not responsible for anything bad. It's ALWAYS!!! the man's fault. At least that's what my wife tells me. I think she's joking. (smirk)

[NaughtiusMaximus]

Me too! I want on the homebrewer list too!

[FreedomPoster]

More like one of Marge's sisters. They're a rough pair.

[beyond the sea]

lol

[beyond the sea]

ROFL

[Mercat]

I just pinged my husband. hehe. and the fact that there was no power is no excuse. In this kind of weather, we keep our beer outside or in the garage.

[wayne_b24]

my whole office voted - if it's warm as spit, you must acquit!

[albee]

"...my whole office voted - if it's warm as spit, you must acquit!

PERFECT!!!

[Manic_Episode]

Warm beer and cold women, story of my life.

[Ditter]

My husband is a tobacco chewer, he used to spit in an empty coke can........... need I say more?

[auto power]

This story has Super Bowl Commercial written all over it....

[r9etb]

Filed under, "You know you're a redneck when...."

It's pretty much a fact of life that "animal beers," that is, beers named after animals and/or with pictures of animals on the can are pretty wretched to begin with.

To give a person a warm animal beer .... well, that's a bit too close to the bladder from which it sprung.

No jury in the world would convict her.

[4yearlurker]

Man,all the good women are taken! What a gal!!!! you just can't find anyone with real convictions anymore!