Never put your gun in your pants

Globe and Mail ^ | November 16, 2006 | Associated Press

[Grim]

There appears to be an epidemic of morons shooting themselves in the nuts since the Democrats won the election. See here for example: Five years for shooting self in the testicles

Even though this is a tragic story and not IN THE LEAST BIT FUNNY, there's some bemused commentary about it here : Adding insult to getting shot in the nuts...

[oneamericanvoice]

This guy is in the running for 1st prize! Right up there with the guy who tore himself up while breaking into a glass store (go figure!), then called the police to out.

I've got a personal one. Former nasty neigbor decides to disrespect his latest girlfriend. I called the police. Suddenly, it got really quiet. Then there was one turn of a siren. Two muscleheads had come upon the scene, and "explained it to him", right before the police arrived. He was the last seen heading to the hospital. Further proof of his stupidity, is that he had what looked to be a pistol in his waitband that turned out to be a knife!

[oneamericanvoice]

It already sound like he was diving for pennies in the shallow end of the gene pool.

[atomic_dog]

So what kind of gun can discharge itself not once but again?

This little bugger could do that.

[Dick Vomer]