Posted on 10/27/2006 4:25:11 AM PDT by sully777
An engineering student is walking along when a fellow student arrives on a new bicycle. Impressed, he asks, "Where did you got this beautiful bicycle?"
"Well," the second engineering student says, "A couple of days ago I was just walking along when this georgeous blonde pulls up, hops off the bike, rips off all her clothes, and says 'take what you want'."
The other engineering student nods and says "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
After Receiving an Invitation to an Inventors' Ball:
Edison thought it would be an illuminating experience.
Watt reckoned it would be a good way to let off steam.
Stephenson thought the whole idea was loco.
Wilbur Wright accepted, provided he and Orville could get a flight.
Morse's reply: "I'll be there on the dot. Can't stop now must dash."
Real Engineers consider themselves well dressed if their socks match.
Real Engineers buy their spouses a set of matched screwdrivers for their birthday.
Real engineers have a non-technical vocabulary of 800 words.
Real Engineers repair their own cameras, telephones, televisions, watches, and automatic transmissions.
Real Engineers say "It's 70 degrees Fahrenheit, 25 degrees Celsius, and 298 Kelvin" and all you say is "Isn't it a nice day?"
Real Engineers wear badges so they don't forget who they are. Sometimes a note is attached saying "Don't offer me a ride today. I drove my own car".
Real Engineers' politics run towards acquiring a parking space with their name on it and an office with a window.
Real Engineers know the "ABC's of Infrared" from A to B.
Real Engineers know how to take the cover off of their computer, and are not afraid to do it.
Real Engineers' briefcases contain a Phillips screwdriver, a copy of "Quantum Physics", and a half of a peanut butter sandwich.
I knew that Rum; remembered it when I saw your post. This is The Official Friday Silliness Thread, you know. Thanks. (I just love getting undeserved apologies!) :O)
just ducky...8^)
Them thar's some droopy boobies.
This how my day is going!!!
I hate it when work interferes with my Friday fun. Maybe we should have a talk with our bosses. You first.
WHAT?!?
IT'S IN A FORTUNE COOKIE?!?
THAT CAN'T BE!!
THERE'S NO REASON TO LIVE!! WHERES MY KAYAK?
(roll to stock footage of man falling down icy mountain in a kayak)
(sorry, couldn't find a pic)...8^)
My boss stopped in for 5 minutes before he took off for the weekend. He's also taking Monday off! Must be nice.
Looks like the shark's got a foot of the man...
Is that Al Bundy??
:^)
Mine will probably be leaving soon too. Come on 5:00! Momma wants her weekend time!!
At least the man was given a heads up.
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