Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 29

To: no one in particular

Grrrrrrrr besides the intermittent power outages, the damm fence blew down.

3,201 posted on 12/27/2006 3:57:23 PM PST by null and void (Propaganda doesn't have to make sense. Hell, it often works better if it doesn't.)

To: grannie9; derllak; null and void

*banging closet door frantically*

lemmeoutlemmeoutlemmeoutlemmeoutpleasepleasepleaselemmeoutlemmeoutlemmeout!
I just wanna plaaaaaaaaaaaaay....

3,202 posted on 12/27/2006 5:08:34 PM PST by Darksheare (Hey, you're curious reader #[an error occurred while processing this directive] to reach the end.)

To: null and void

Geez, where are you, in Thailand?

3,203 posted on 12/27/2006 5:12:37 PM PST by derllak

Lol! Granny is busy stirring her cauldron and ignoring your pleas......looks like you'll be in there for awhile, Darks. Nuthin' I can do, buddy! Sorry!

3,204 posted on 12/27/2006 5:14:58 PM PST by derllak

3,205 posted on 12/27/2006 5:16:28 PM PST by null and void (Propaganda doesn't have to make sense. Hell, it often works better if it doesn't.)

Darks. It's what's for dinner...

3,206 posted on 12/27/2006 5:17:08 PM PST by null and void (Propaganda doesn't have to make sense. Hell, it often works better if it doesn't.)

To: null and void

Rofl! For somebody who's freezing and just lost his fence, you're in a jolly mood! Hypothermia must be setting in.....

3,207 posted on 12/27/2006 5:22:37 PM PST by derllak

I'm going for a walk. I may be a while...

3,208 posted on 12/27/2006 5:23:52 PM PST by null and void (Propaganda doesn't have to make sense. Hell, it often works better if it doesn't.)

To: null and void

Don't get lost, Null! :P

3,209 posted on 12/27/2006 5:27:11 PM PST by derllak

To: derllak; camle; Alkhin; Professional Engineer; katana; Mr. Silverback; MadIvan; agrarianlady; ...

KRYTEN: Well, Space Corps Directive 195 clearly states that in an emergency power situation, a hologrammatic crewmember must lay down his life in order that the living crewmembers might survive.

RIMMER: Yes, but Rimmer Directive 271 states just as clearly, "No chance you metal bastard."

CAT: Come on, man, you gotta sacrifice your life! I'm not asking you to do anything I wouldn't do!

RIMMER: YOU? You'd sacrifice your life for the good of the crew?

CAT: No, I'd sacrifice YOUR life for the good of the crew.

KRYTEN: I beg you to reconsider, Sir. Human history is resplendent with examples of such sacrifice. Remember Captain Oates: "I'm going out for a walk. I may be some time."

RIMMER: Yes, but the thing is, about Captain Oates; the thing you have to remember about Captain Oates; Captain Oates ... Captain Oates was a prat. If that'd been me, I'd've stayed in the tent, whacked Scott over the head with a frozen husky, and then eaten him.

LISTER: You would too, wouldn't you?

RIMMER: History, Lister, is written by the winners. How do we know that Oates went out for this legendary walk? From the only surviving document: Scott's diary. And he's hardly likely to have written down, "February the First, bludgeoned Oates to death while he slept, then scoffed him along with the last packet of instant mash." How's that going to look when he gets rescued, eh? No, much better to say, "Oates made the supreme sacrifice," while you're dabbing up his gravy with the last piece of crusty bread.

LISTER: You've got no magnificence in your soul, have you, Rimmer?

RIMMER: Let's just say we can eliminate the switch-off option.

3,210 posted on 12/27/2006 5:38:24 PM PST by null and void (Propaganda doesn't have to make sense. Hell, it often works better if it doesn't.)

To: null and void

Uhhhh....where's that bunny when you need him?
Leave my head alone, Nully! :P

3,211 posted on 12/27/2006 6:18:38 PM PST by derllak

"...and if I eat them...fatter woman."

I heard that. Especially with my 5' 1" frame that wants to default to overweight. I look at truffles and I can feel my pants getting tighter. It is one of those things in life that is grossly unfair!

3,212 posted on 12/28/2006 6:02:05 AM PST by sweetliberty (Stupidity should make you sterile!)

To: null and void; derllak

"Now I'm really scared! "
"Good"

Enjoy it while it lasts, Nully. She obviously hasn't yet realized that you're just a big, fuzzy, harmless teddy bear, the basement notwithstanding.

3,213 posted on 12/28/2006 6:06:13 AM PST by sweetliberty (Stupidity should make you sterile!)

To: null and void

Are you still at the folks' or are you back home?

3,214 posted on 12/28/2006 6:07:07 AM PST by sweetliberty (Stupidity should make you sterile!)

To: sweetliberty

Perfect, you can always take them off...

3,215 posted on 12/28/2006 7:16:37 AM PST by null and void (Propaganda doesn't have to make sense. Hell, it often works better if it doesn't.)

To: sweetliberty

3,216 posted on 12/28/2006 7:17:10 AM PST by null and void (Propaganda doesn't have to make sense. Hell, it often works better if it doesn't.)

To: sweetliberty

I escaped Boxing Day.

3,217 posted on 12/28/2006 7:17:50 AM PST by null and void (Propaganda doesn't have to make sense. Hell, it often works better if it doesn't.)

To: null and void

Nully, you are SO bad!

3,218 posted on 12/28/2006 7:41:19 AM PST by sweetliberty (Stupidity should make you sterile!)

To: sweetliberty

Bad bad, or good bad?

Off to start the coffee, back soon...

3,219 posted on 12/28/2006 7:43:31 AM PST by null and void (Propaganda doesn't have to make sense. Hell, it often works better if it doesn't.)

To: null and void

Caffeine slowly percolates into my blood stream...

3,220 posted on 12/28/2006 8:20:48 AM PST by null and void (Propaganda doesn't have to make sense. Hell, it often works better if it doesn't.)

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