Human species 'may split in two'

BBC News ^ | 2006/10/17 08:47:57 GMT

[Fedora]

Humanity may split into two sub-species in 100,000 years' time as predicted by HG Wells, an expert has said.

Comic Book Guy:

Worst--prediction--ever. As all true future historians know, by that time the Earth will have been destroyed by Charlton Heston, after years under the domination of talking apes. Furthermore, as this so-called "expert" is apparently unaware, the Morlocks have already evolved and are living in the sewers of New York, as revealed in X-Men #169, which I have here on display next to my mint condition copy of Radioactive Man #1.

[PistolPaknMama]

Is that Rosie O'Donnell on the right?

[SunkenCiv]

:')

[phoenix0468]

...dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures.

[DouglasKC]

I hate you for that.

[unspun]

"Ya know? There are two kinds of people in the world...."

[Drammach]

Actually,:

Ya Know, there are 10 kinds of people in the world..
Those who understand binary and those who don't..

[ApplegateRanch]

It already has split into two competing sub-species, and did so long ago:

A: Homo Sapiens sapiens var Domestic Cuss

B: Homo Sapiens sapiens var Rotten Cuss

So far, Rotten Cuss still out numbers Domestic Cuss, but Domestic Cuss has superior origanizational & cooperative skills, giving a slight edge.

For a long time, it looked like Rotten Cuss might succede in wiping out Domestic Cuss, but Domestic Cuss quickly learned the art of concealment....

[Nowhere Man]

I didn't read down yet so someone might have beaten me to it but, "In the Year 2525, if Man is still alive....."