Doctor Accused Of Stealing Cadaver Hand

Townhall ^ | 09/19/06 | Unknown

[oyez]

Igor: Promise me you want be angry with me.

Dr.F: I will not be angry!

Igor: Abbe...someone.

Dr.F: Abbe someone? Abbe who?

Igor: AbbeNormal.

Dr.F: AbbeNormal!

Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.

Dr.F: Are you saying that i put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, 54 inch wide, gorilla? [hysterical, grabs Igor by neck and lifts up and down off the floor]

Is that what you're telling me?

(a short while later)

Dr.F: We've all of us, got to behave normally!

[rit]

At Ahmed Rashed's trial:

Your honor, it was all a misunderstanding. A professor lent me a hand with my studies, and I simply forgot to return it. Then the exotic dancer said "lend me your hand and I'll sing you a song" so I did. What a voice.. and I especially liked the way she danced. When the police came to her house, they saw the jar with formaldehyde and asked her if she knew anything about it. She told them she might have had a hand in that.

I just want to know... when you say raise your hand and swear to tell the thruth...

[Kryptonite]

Very nice. Beat me to it. :)

[pandoraou812]

Odd I know some dancers and none are into devil worship. Where are you getting your facts? 1st hand?

[Disambiguator]

Maybe he's a Tom Lehrer fan.

I hold your hand in mine, dear,
I press it to my lips.
I take a healthy bite
From your dainty fingertips.

My joy would be complete, dear,
If you were only here,
But still I keep your hand
As a precious souvenir.

The night you died I cut it off.
I really dont know why.
For now each time I kiss it
I get bloodstains on my tie.

Im sorry now I killed you,
For our love was something fine,
And till they come to get me
I shall hold your hand in mine.

[wideawake]

See post 40.

[Froufrou]

I was looking for the one about being 'a glove on the hand on which you lean your cheek.' But, yours it good, too! <:-O

[b4its2late]

left hand

Obviously didn't know what the right hand was doing.....

[Uncledave]

My bother's a doctor and I've heard plenty of wacky med school cadaver stories. There's not enough cadavers to go around for each class, so classes share them. It wasn't unheard of for the morning class to leave presents, candies and such, in the cadaver for the afternoon class.

[GovernmentShrinker]

was charged Monday after voluntarily returning from Los Angeles, where he is in a residency program

I think it's safe to amend that statement to "where he WAS in a residency program".

[GovernmentShrinker]

That's quite different from removing a cadaver's hand from the premises and giving it to an "exotic dancer".

[Froufrou]

Oh, well. Think of all the money he'll save. Maybe he can buy an arm and a leg.