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David Hasselhoff: Too drunk to fly
Life Style Extra (UK) ^ | Thursday, 27th July 2006, 13:30 | Staff

Posted on 07/27/2006 1:51:01 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative

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To: Paleo Conservative
A missed opportunity to remove the thorn from a lions paw. That's what I'd have done, become his new best friend. Immediately at least one more resort condo is available to me.

41 posted on 07/27/2006 2:02:45 PM PDT by I see my hands (_8(|)
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To: Paleo Conservative
KITT was the only female that could talk back to Hasselhoff without punishment

Too bad she's not airworthy.

42 posted on 07/27/2006 2:02:47 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: Paleo Conservative

The masks in Miami when Dirk shot free throws were priceless.


43 posted on 07/27/2006 2:02:58 PM PDT by colgin
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To: wideawake

I've been pretty drunk before, but I've never been so drunk that I pissed my pants.


44 posted on 07/27/2006 2:03:09 PM PDT by highimpact
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To: stylecouncilor

Hoff ping


45 posted on 07/27/2006 2:03:57 PM PDT by windcliff
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To: Paleo Conservative
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Apparently, he p!ssed all over the front of his pants.

46 posted on 07/27/2006 2:04:07 PM PDT by Sax (You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat)
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To: Paleo Conservative

Two hours after being too drunk to fly they board him? Hope they put a diaper on him


47 posted on 07/27/2006 2:04:07 PM PDT by paul51 (11 September 2001 - Never forget)
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To: 4yearlurker

"If this guy is knocking back drinks at 7 in the morning he is a alcoholic. No way around it."

As one whose father was an alchoholic all I can say is "Once an Alcoholic, always an Alcoholic"

Doesn't matter if you are 'on the wagon' or not.


48 posted on 07/27/2006 2:04:12 PM PDT by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
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To: TightyRighty

"When has he ever had an eye for talent?"

Well, he certainly should have a keenly developed sense for a lack of talent. That would be sufficient for the early rounds, lol.


49 posted on 07/27/2006 2:04:32 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Paleo Conservative

You'd think that if even William Shatner would eventually get the joke about himself (and subsequently gain new celebrity once he relaxed) this guy would realize what a joke he is. Go be big in Europe.


50 posted on 07/27/2006 2:04:58 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 (http://www.savethesoldiers.com/)
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To: Paleo Conservative; Fast Ed97; Flavius Josephus; GOPRaleigh; GreatOne; highimpact; JRios1968; ...


Jim Rome ping
FReepmail me to get on or off this Jim Rome pinglist....

"Have a take, don't suck or you'll get run......."

51 posted on 07/27/2006 2:05:01 PM PDT by MikefromOhio (Hi. This is the artist formerly known as MikeinIraq. Your message is being forwarded to /dev/null.)
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To: highimpact

I wet the bed once, but never in the bookstore after passing through security.


52 posted on 07/27/2006 2:05:04 PM PDT by colgin
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To: Paleo Conservative

I'll drink to that!


53 posted on 07/27/2006 2:05:46 PM PDT by b4its2late (Liberals are as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.)
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To: Purrcival; wideawake
Seriously, WHY did they have to report that? Wasn't he humiliated enough as it was? Now the whole world knows that this happened.

Because while Hasselhoff was merely drunk, the press is evil...

54 posted on 07/27/2006 2:05:55 PM PDT by tarheelswamprat
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To: highimpact

I wet the bed once, but never in the bookstore after passing through security.


55 posted on 07/27/2006 2:05:59 PM PDT by colgin
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To: Paleo Conservative

FR needs a permanent sidebar for Hoff news items. Too funny.


56 posted on 07/27/2006 2:06:03 PM PDT by IslandJeff
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To: highimpact
A college buddy of mine had that problem - but he had to drink a prodigious amount first. Something on the order of six pitchers of beer.

But even he never pulled that stunt while conscious. He lost control when he was passed out - usually on a couch that we'd force him to clean.

57 posted on 07/27/2006 2:06:29 PM PDT by wideawake ("The nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge)
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To: Bigh4u2

Not even close. But he and I helped each other up the steps and made it home in one piece. Fortunately, we both had somebody waiting to pick us up at the airport, because neither one of us was in any condition to drive.


58 posted on 07/27/2006 2:06:35 PM PDT by ABG(anybody but Gore) ("By the time I'm finished with you, you're gonna wish you felt this good again" - Jack Bauer)
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To: Bigh4u2
My father was also an alcoholic. 24/7. I was put in a foster home because he would rather buy for his drinking buddies than buy groceries for his kids.
59 posted on 07/27/2006 2:06:42 PM PDT by 4yearlurker (12th district Freeper.)
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To: Purrcival
Seriously, WHY did they have to report that? Wasn't he humiliated enough as it was? Now the whole world knows that this happened.

If you are a celebrity, don't do something embarrassing in Britain. Their tabloid press will eat you alive! They have no shame.

60 posted on 07/27/2006 2:06:55 PM PDT by Drew68
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