52 Reasons To Stop Mowing (Zot a la Gallagher)

Fruitarian Network ^ | 1973 first version | Nonmowing Coalition

[Arrowhead1952]

***C'mon now, the poster has been a member since *yesterday*.***

Gone to the troll graveyard now.

http://www.freerepublic.com/~fruitarian108/

[listenhillary]

Awww I wanted an answer to my #320.

[Military family member]

I thought the oil industry controlled the Bush Regime?

[dashing doofus]

Yes, I am obtaining valuable insights into Fruit's mind.

[bwteim]

I hope the fruit fly has been terminated.

[MamaTexan]

She's dead Jim!

[Military family member]

Well, we can always go to her blog site and post comments there

[dashing doofus]

"It is healthier to eat uncooked organic fruits."

I assume you do not see yourself in this category.

[Arrowhead1952]

I have the feeling the fruitbat will be back with another screen name and post to this thread later.

[AnnaZ]

I love Robert Frost.

Dostoevsky has some anti-tree-cutting stories in his "for children"'s works that you'd love.

For the record, I love the smell of freshly cut grass. But just in patches. I also love meadows. (But I hate all biting, stinging bugs. Dilemma.)

[PBRSTREETGANG]

And in the end "the fruit didn't fall far from the tree".

[Arrowhead1952]

I think she can come here and see what we think of her trash any time she is ready.

[AnnaZ]

These are classic...

17. PREVENTION OF GUN ACCIDENTS
There has been at least one shooting
caused by an irate reaction to
the noise of the lawnmower.
(Above are reasons 19 through 36)
18. PREVENTION OF MENTAL ILLNESS
Is it a form of control freakdom
to want to mow down what God
greengrows?
19. PREVENTION OF NEIGHBOR FIGHTS
Countless fights have been caused when someone's mower cuts down
his neighbor's flowers or shrubs.
21. BOREDOM Lawns are boring.

...and where you officiallyofficially lost me.

[Military family member]

Why Robert Frost?

Why not Joyce Kilner Trees By Joyce Kilner I think that I shall never see

A poem lovely as a tree.

A tree whose hungry mouth is pressed

Against the earth’s sweet flowing breast;

A tree that looks at God all day

And lifts her leafy arms to pray;

A tree that may in summer wear

A nest of robins in her hair;

Upon whose bosom snow has lain

Who intimately lives with rain.

Poems are made by fools like me,

But only God can make a tree.

I wanted to know her stance on Eule Gibbons...

[SunkenCiv]

There are pseudoscience cheerleaders everywhere. You are one of them.

[AnnaZ]

Clovicide, a beautiful word

are your poems posted anywhere?

Palo_V? That you?

[MozarkDawg]

"By their fruit ye shall mow them."

I know, I know ...

[SunkenCiv]

Oh, no, Fruitarian108 is off to Zotsylvania!

Sure was nice to regurgitate some poorly formatted crap from 1973, then goosestep along with the vegetarian and animal rights nut Hitler (who couldn't stand the sight of blood).

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/user-posts?name=fruitarian108

[AnnaZ]

Yes, that's a beauty, too. But the fruity one had posted Frost, and a good one, at that. The lack of Kilmer was clearly just an oversight on her(?) part.

= )

[Military family member]

Love Frost...hate most Joyce Kilmer..a bit too sappy for me...