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U.S. funeral homes ditch the gloom
UPI ^ | 7/11/06 | Staff

Posted on 07/11/2006 4:11:40 PM PDT by Millee

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To: phantomworker
Didn't know you got a cheat sheet like that.

Yeah, but you had to know the secret handshake to get one.

21 posted on 07/12/2006 6:13:33 AM PDT by Mike Bates (Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
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To: l33t; groover; Millee

You are toooo funneeee....gives a whole new meaning to the jingle:

"Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce,
special orders don't upset us,
all we ask is that you let us serve it your wayyyy..."


22 posted on 07/12/2006 11:07:06 AM PDT by Froufrou
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To: Millee

Hey, you're young and swingin',
No time to think about tomorrow.
But there ain't no use to deny it.
One day you're gonna buy it,
Maybe tomorrow!

Ferryman, Ferryman
He's the man with a plot, a man with a plan.
Ferryman, Ferryman
He's the mortician man who loves you...
A lot!


23 posted on 07/12/2006 11:08:29 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: sockmonkey; Millee

Ever see "The Loved One" with Sir John Gielgud and Robert Morse, Jonathan Winters, Anjanette Comer...?


24 posted on 07/12/2006 11:09:52 AM PDT by Froufrou
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