Writing script

z | 6/13/06 | TC

[HitmanLV]

You will probably need some kind of scripting. Try Matt's Script Archive - www.scriptarchive.com

[Jaysun]

Why no Java Script? I could give you all of the Java Script to do what you want, you just copy and paste. Why we're dealing in favors here, what's good for burns from steaming hot water? I was using a bowl of hot water with a towel draped over my head to clear my sinuses. The front of the bowl somehow ended up on top of the towel, I lifted my head, and dumped it on my lap/crotch/stomach.

Looks like I have elephantiasis. The pain is excruciating.

[Jaysun]

Why While we're dealing in favors here....

Forgive the mistakes, I'm delirious.

[keat]

LOL! Are you series? And you answered a post about java? NFW! Try Vicks next time.

[keat]

How hot was it?

[coconutt2000]

Who controls the web server?

[Washi]

Cold water/ice bag. My condolences.

[Jaysun]

LOL! Are you series? And you answered a post about java? NFW! Try Vicks next time.

I had a vicks pad floating in the water. I've done the basics (butter, scream, piss myself, blackout) but the pain is relentless. My wife called her mother who suggested a bunch of exotic sh*t that nobody keeps laying around the house.

[keat]

The ER is always an option.

[Tumbleweed_Connection]

I will be doing so.

I do Dreamweaver... work for whomever and ftp it. I do not write in this kind of thing, it's a favor for the lane.

[Luke Skyfreeper]

I wouldn't use butter. Personally, I would use cool water. I've had burns that would stop hurting as long as you ran cool water over them, and start hurting when you stopped.

Or, you may need to go to the emergency room. I would have the wife consult with a physician, describing your symptoms.

[Jaysun]

I'm not sure how hot it was, it basically went from a whistling tea kettle to my crotch. It wasn't there long, I jumped up immediately.

I'm not as worried about the pain (I out some toothache gel on it) I'm worried about waking up in the morning with a wad of skin laying next to me. The first 1/3 of my dolphin is fried. If the skin comes off I'm sure it'll be useless for quite some time.

[coconutt2000]

Check out:

http://www.javascriptkit.com/howto/htaccess.shtml


Specifically under the link for Password Protection.

This may do what you want.

[Jaysun]

Thanks.

[keat]

Get a hammer from the garage. Place your thumb on a hard surface and have your wife smack it as hard as she can. The relief from your burns will be immediate.

[Jaysun]

She's calling the ER. I'm reluctant to go for several reason, not the least of which is that my pubic hair was shaved into the shape of a heart for our anniversary. Ha ha, I know, but you can understand my dilemma.

[Luke Skyfreeper]

I wouldn't worry about that... is the cool water helping?

[keat]

I'm not sure how hot it was, it basically went from a whistling tea kettle to my crotch.

If your putting us on it's the funniest thing ever.

If not, (and I don't see how you can maintain a sense of humor through this) that there water was over 200 F and you've got serious burns.

[Luke Skyfreeper]

And I wish you a speedy, comfortable and complication-free recovery.