Everyone always forgets about ole Shemp!
Posted on 06/09/2006 8:17:22 AM PDT by sully777
Wurst Poem of The Hour
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Herr Wurst saw her cleavage
(she said she was schoolage)
and off they went in his carriage
He drove over a drawbridge,
(near the foliage)
and stopped at a footbridge.
Where he showed her some sausage
(hoping she'd get the message)
She said she spoke the same language
There was a little bondage
(he made her a hostage)
that led to some carnage
Now Herr Wurst is off to cold storage....
Loved that skit!
Hmmmm.....I'm gonna have to try that one! take some freshly fried bacon to the local Krispy Kreme store, get two fresh ones just out of the vat and smash 3 or 4 pieces of bacon bvetween them.
it took awhile but i actually watched the whole thing...
:)
Subject: Boots
A lady went into a bar just outside Vegas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.
The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet are well endowed.
The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."
Smiling she said, "Don't be flattered... take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."
A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.
"You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand."
"No thanks," said the young man.
"My father wouldn't like it."
"Don't be silly," the minister said.
"Everyone is entitled to a break. Come and have a drink of water."
Again the young man protested that his father would be upset. Losing his patience, the clergyman said, "Your father must be a real slave driver. Tell me where I can find him and I'll give him a piece of my mind!"
"Well," replied the young farmer, "he's under the load of hay."
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Here's some silliness for younz:
John Travolta "Vinnie Barbarino" .........Welcome Back Kotter
Baaa..... Baaa.....Baaa.................. Baaa....Baaa.... Baaarino
:-)
See how long THAT sticks in your cranium!
;-)
;-)
Sorry I'm late...its difficult to ignore multiple threads.
-Eric
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