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Report: Keith Richards Falls Out of Tree, Injures Head
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| Saturday, April 29, 2006
Posted on 04/29/2006 8:00:46 AM PDT by lunarbicep
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To: lunarbicep
Maybe the monkeys didn't like his advances.....
"he looks like us, but he doesn't look like us..."
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posted on
04/29/2006 8:08:26 AM PDT
by
Loud Mime
(The Answer: Turn Illegal immigrants into gasoline!)
To: RightWhale
Why was he in the tree? Maybe he was just giving it a hug.
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posted on
04/29/2006 8:10:11 AM PDT
by
Recovering Hermit
(A hermit is a deserter from the army of humanity.)
To: lunarbicep
He's been out of his tree for a long time
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posted on
04/29/2006 8:11:08 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: martin_fierro
I think I saw his twin brother.He was living in a cardboard box in an alley off Prospect in Cleveland.
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posted on
04/29/2006 8:11:29 AM PDT
by
Farmer Dean
(Every time a toilet flushes,another liberal gets his brains.)
To: RightWhale
"He is 62. Why was he in the tree?"
He doesn't know.
To: RightWhale
He is 62. Why was he in the tree? maybe he planned to rehearse some songs from their old album, "Black and Blue"
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posted on
04/29/2006 8:16:52 AM PDT
by
lunarbicep
(Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain)
To: martin_fierro
Where are all my friends, coming down again
It's one more hit to the body
Oh help me, please doctor, I'm damaged
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posted on
04/29/2006 8:18:10 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Target Richards environment)
To: lunarbicep
I assume he was looking for a ship on the horizon.
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posted on
04/29/2006 8:18:43 AM PDT
by
RightWhale
(Off touch and out of base)
To: martin_fierro
Take away the clothes, expensive jewelry and of course the famous name and what do ya got?
Just your averagenasty, degenerate street derelict.
UGH!
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posted on
04/29/2006 8:20:36 AM PDT
by
RedMonqey
(People who don't who stand for something, will fall for anything.)
To: mikrofon; Charles Henrickson; Tijeras_Slim; Petronski
But media reports in Australian and New Zealand said Richards hurt his head after falling out of a palm tree at an exclusive Fiji resort and remained hospitalized in Auckland. How drunk was Richards at the time?
(HOW DRUNK WAS HE?)
He was sooo drunk that he thought Down Under you fall up.
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posted on
04/29/2006 8:21:30 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(I'm here all week. Try the veal.)
To: RightWhale
Visiting his relatives, parasailing, practicing his swan dive, pretending to be Josie Wells?
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posted on
04/29/2006 8:22:45 AM PDT
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
To: lunarbicep
You go to scrape the _ _ _ _ right off of your shoes. Or you might slip while climbing a tree.
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posted on
04/29/2006 8:23:58 AM PDT
by
showme_the_Glory
(No more rhyming, and I mean it! ..Anybody want a peanut.....)
To: lunarbicep
Keith Richards. After he fell out of a tree.
Oh, wait....or was this before? Who can tell?
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posted on
04/29/2006 8:24:12 AM PDT
by
Liz
(We have room for but one flag, the American flag." —Theodore Roosevelt)
To: jdm
Oh dear...he's only 62?! Appears to be about 80+.
To: Liz
Looks like he fell out of the tree naked. Now there's a bad image to start my day with.
To: lunarbicep
nothing much to hurt there.
To: martin_fierro
His face done hit every branch of that Ugly Tree on the way down.
LOL!
To: KittyKares
Sorry to start you off with a drugged-out, over-the-hill creep staring at you. LOL.
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posted on
04/29/2006 8:59:55 AM PDT
by
Liz
(We have room for but one flag, the American flag." —Theodore Roosevelt)
To: lunarbicep
Drugs will do that to a guy.
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posted on
04/29/2006 9:00:48 AM PDT
by
OKIEDOC
(There's nothing like hearing someone say thank you for your help.)
To: Liz
LOL! His wife sees this every morning.
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