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Posted on 03/22/2006 9:01:51 AM PST by Millee
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To: Allegra; wazoo1031; Dog Gone; Maximus of Texas; Lurkin Lurch
Ultra-exclusive Pffft Ping List Pingerpootus!
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posted on
03/22/2006 6:13:11 PM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(Meep Meep)
To: Millee
Well,
I have a house full of frogs.
42
posted on
03/22/2006 6:16:10 PM PST
by
najida
(I hate bullies- God, man or beast, it doesn't matter.)
To: windcliff
Given your screen name, you definitely belong on this thread...
43
posted on
03/22/2006 6:17:57 PM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(Meep Meep)
To: Professional Engineer; g'nad; osagebowman; ksen
I have no idea why you pinged me here...
44
posted on
03/22/2006 6:55:09 PM PST
by
Corin Stormhands
(http://www.cafepress.com/liberalitees - Because they're too fun not to mock!)
To: ErnBatavia; najida
45
posted on
03/22/2006 9:54:16 PM PST
by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
To: ErnBatavia; wazoo1031
LOL!!
We have a chair like that in my office.
We save it to offer a seat to people we don't like. ;-)
46
posted on
03/22/2006 10:52:07 PM PST
by
Allegra
("Trollspotting." A New Movie Starring a Bunch of Kitties)
To: ErnBatavia; sully777; wazoo1031; Millee; Xenalyte
I want that CD in Post #18.
That CD and a pair of wireless speakers...imagine the fun!
47
posted on
03/22/2006 10:55:25 PM PST
by
Allegra
("Trollspotting." A New Movie Starring a Bunch of Kitties)
To: Millee
More reading material
48
posted on
03/23/2006 12:37:54 AM PST
by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
To: sully777
To: Millee
,,, over the course of all that time, think how many times she would have blamed the chair for sounds the chair didn't make. The Court needs to appoint a lawyer for the chair.
To: ErnBatavia
,,, p-fffffffffffffffffff
To: Millee
Produce the chair and see if it makes farting noises. What, no chair? Case dismissed.
52
posted on
03/23/2006 4:53:39 AM PST
by
csvset
To: Temple Owl
ping
If she had a sense of humor she would have switched her chair with one of the chairs used by the parents.
53
posted on
03/23/2006 4:53:51 AM PST
by
Tribune7
To: Allegra; ErnBatavia
Our dad used to say "Look, it's a mouse on a motorcycle"! Actually, in our household, flatulent sounds occurred so often that excuses were eventually rendered useless...
To: wazoo1031
Our dad used to say "Look, it's a mouse on a motorcycle"! He also used to blame one of the cats.
55
posted on
03/23/2006 5:49:48 AM PST
by
Allegra
("Trollspotting." A New Movie Starring a Bunch of Kitties)
To: A knight without armor
"There is a funny bit on Seinfeld where Kramer sits in a leather chair that does this with each small movement. "
There is also a funny Python sketch with plastic inflatable furniture.
56
posted on
03/23/2006 5:52:19 AM PST
by
freedomlover
(This tagline has been pulled - - - - OK?)
To: Allegra
To: Millee
I get a sense of why she is divorced...
58
posted on
03/23/2006 5:53:53 AM PST
by
Doohickey
(If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice...I will choose freewill.)
To: Millee
Reminds me of the BBC series
"The Rise and Fall of Reginald Perrin". His boss, CJ, had a chair like that in his office. Everytime Reginald had to sit down to deal with his boss, the chair would make a fart sound. Reginald was always apologizing "Sorry about that, CJ".
To: mrs. a
Whoever did the rhyme, did the crime.
60
posted on
03/23/2006 12:30:48 PM PST
by
tuffydoodle
(Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
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