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'Flatulent' Miss Claims £1m
SkyNews (U.K.) ^ | 3/22/06 | Staff

Posted on 03/22/2006 9:01:51 AM PST by Millee

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To: Allegra; wazoo1031; Dog Gone; Maximus of Texas; Lurkin Lurch

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41 posted on 03/22/2006 6:13:11 PM PST by ErnBatavia (Meep Meep)
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To: Millee

Well,
I have a house full of frogs.


42 posted on 03/22/2006 6:16:10 PM PST by najida (I hate bullies- God, man or beast, it doesn't matter.)
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To: windcliff

Given your screen name, you definitely belong on this thread...


43 posted on 03/22/2006 6:17:57 PM PST by ErnBatavia (Meep Meep)
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To: Professional Engineer; g'nad; osagebowman; ksen

I have no idea why you pinged me here...


44 posted on 03/22/2006 6:55:09 PM PST by Corin Stormhands (http://www.cafepress.com/liberalitees - Because they're too fun not to mock!)
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To: ErnBatavia; najida



45 posted on 03/22/2006 9:54:16 PM PST by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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To: ErnBatavia; wazoo1031
LOL!!

We have a chair like that in my office.

We save it to offer a seat to people we don't like. ;-)

46 posted on 03/22/2006 10:52:07 PM PST by Allegra ("Trollspotting." A New Movie Starring a Bunch of Kitties)
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To: ErnBatavia; sully777; wazoo1031; Millee; Xenalyte
I want that CD in Post #18.

That CD and a pair of wireless speakers...imagine the fun!

47 posted on 03/22/2006 10:55:25 PM PST by Allegra ("Trollspotting." A New Movie Starring a Bunch of Kitties)
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To: Millee
More reading material


48 posted on 03/23/2006 12:37:54 AM PST by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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49 posted on 03/23/2006 4:12:20 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Millee

,,, over the course of all that time, think how many times she would have blamed the chair for sounds the chair didn't make. The Court needs to appoint a lawyer for the chair.


50 posted on 03/23/2006 4:46:19 AM PST by shaggy eel
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To: ErnBatavia

,,, p-fffffffffffffffffff


51 posted on 03/23/2006 4:51:27 AM PST by shaggy eel
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To: Millee

Produce the chair and see if it makes farting noises. What, no chair? Case dismissed.


52 posted on 03/23/2006 4:53:39 AM PST by csvset
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To: Temple Owl
ping

If she had a sense of humor she would have switched her chair with one of the chairs used by the parents.

53 posted on 03/23/2006 4:53:51 AM PST by Tribune7
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To: Allegra; ErnBatavia

Our dad used to say "Look, it's a mouse on a motorcycle"! Actually, in our household, flatulent sounds occurred so often that excuses were eventually rendered useless...


54 posted on 03/23/2006 5:45:40 AM PST by wazoo1031
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To: wazoo1031
Our dad used to say "Look, it's a mouse on a motorcycle"!

He also used to blame one of the cats.

55 posted on 03/23/2006 5:49:48 AM PST by Allegra ("Trollspotting." A New Movie Starring a Bunch of Kitties)
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To: A knight without armor

"There is a funny bit on Seinfeld where Kramer sits in a leather chair that does this with each small movement. "


There is also a funny Python sketch with plastic inflatable furniture.


56 posted on 03/23/2006 5:52:19 AM PST by freedomlover (This tagline has been pulled - - - - OK?)
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To: Allegra

Poor Lorenzo...


57 posted on 03/23/2006 5:52:34 AM PST by wazoo1031
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To: Millee

I get a sense of why she is divorced...


58 posted on 03/23/2006 5:53:53 AM PST by Doohickey (If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice...I will choose freewill.)
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To: Millee
Reminds me of the BBC series "The Rise and Fall of Reginald Perrin". His boss, CJ, had a chair like that in his office. Everytime Reginald had to sit down to deal with his boss, the chair would make a fart sound. Reginald was always apologizing "Sorry about that, CJ".


59 posted on 03/23/2006 6:59:42 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: mrs. a

Whoever did the rhyme, did the crime.


60 posted on 03/23/2006 12:30:48 PM PST by tuffydoodle (Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
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