Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!!!

computer in Ireland | 17-3-06 | An Irishman

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I don't know why, but it seems like St. Patrick's Day is rained out more often than not over here.

It's a universal rule!!

[onyx]

That's so cute, Mo1!

[kstewskis]

It's a bummer!

Not to mention, it falling on a "weekend". Why couldn't it rain during the week? :(

[Irish_Thatcherite]

HEHE, my favorite part was when 'breast' was mentioned... HEHEHE!!!!

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Yeah, probably.

Although you'd figure Arizona would be the exception to that rule!

:)

[Mo1]

I don't know why, but it seems like St. Patrick's Day is rained out more often than not over here.

It's the luck of the Irish

If it wasn't for bad luck .. we'd have none at all ;-D

[groanup]

Sorry laddie.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Nice post!!

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

:(

[Irish_Thatcherite]

That's ok - it happens a lot, I should have thought my screenname out more carefully!

[kstewskis]

It's the luck of the Irish If it wasn't for bad luck .. we'd have none at all ;-D

You know, Mo1 is right. It's all how you look at it.

All in the "spirit" of Ireland, it might as well be, well, a little rainy!

[Hoodlum91]

These are fabulous!

My drinking buddy is Irish (we started tonight - we both have off tomorrow for the holiday). I can hear him saying all these with his adorable brogue!

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Maybe they should hold a parade in the Sahara... it would be a cheap form of irrigation... nah, the Muzzies won't like an infidel's parade!!

[TFMcGuire]

And to yourself,Sir!

[Born Conservative]

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.



"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.



"Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.



"That little O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in hisnhand."



"That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."



"Well," says Se! an, "you should have defended yourself, didn't you have something in your hand?"



"That I did," said Paddy... "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."

---

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.



"So," says the cop to the driver, 'where have ya been?"



"Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.



"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening."



"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.



"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"



"Oh! , thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

---

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door



"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".



"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"



"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda. There was an a! ccident down at the Guinness brewery."



"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."



"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."



Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"



"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."


"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"



"Well, Brenda... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee."

---

Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.



He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"



She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."



The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible.Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"



She says. "That he did, Father."



The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"



She says, "He said, 'Please, Mary, put down that damn gun...'"

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AND THE BEST FOR LAST

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth,sits down but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest
pounds three times on the wall.



The drunk mumbles, "Ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either."

[Irish_Thatcherite]

And back at ye!!

[Miss Behave]

Happy St. Patrick's Day to you, Irish Thatcherite!

Happy St. Patrick's Day to everyone! Green kisses, pp. Lucky Charms with green milk for breakfast in the morning...and Guinness. :-)

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Ask me about this past December in Derry.......

[Irish_Thatcherite]

HEHE, everything is going green for some reason...

[groanup]

From my state to yours:

http://www.savannahnow.com/stpats/