Posted on 03/09/2006 3:38:57 PM PST by Bender2
What'ch want? I'm in the pool!
There's a Louise here to see you... And she's steamed!
Okay... Where is she?
My name is Louise, but my FR ID is peacebaby... And just as I thought! You bring a knife to a gunfight!
I've got a gun, honey!
The let's get to it!
Fine with me...
Aren't we going to stop them?
I ain't getting in the middle of that! No way...
There they GO!
...SNAP!
...CRACKLE!!!!
...POP!!!!!!!!!!!!
She wasn't so tuff! Was she?
Well, that $50 you owe me... Shouldn't have bet on Leela. She's a great little scrapper, but she has a glass jaw.
what can I say? I walk softly and carry a big stick...
And I'm prettier and smarter than she is.
Thanks Bender.
Wow, that big stick really did the trick...
Note to self: Never, ever piss off peacebaby...
never piss off peacebaby...you got that right...I might be small, but when I'm cornered... .
I feel your pain, geeze... Sometimes I laugh so hard I split my surcingle... Then barf into it!
It is a laugh a minute, geeze! Especially when I'm around!
Better than "Hee-Haw!"
I vould not go zhat far... But it ess an interesting place... Interesting... But dumb"
You is a freakin' sicko...and I love it soooo!!!! I wish I had your ability to look at serious stuff and laugh it off.
Except "Mr. Ed." That's some serious stuff, ya know!
Now, that boy was raised right...
But he still a cain't sleep with my daughter! Not till they's engaged, that is...
Awwwww Paw! You won't let me have any fun...
ROFL!! Kennedy jokes never get old for me! You're a hoot!!
Mr. Ed...
You're funny, bender...pulling up this old stuff...
I wasn't born yet...
*(snort)
My gracious peace, I can't leave you alone for a minute. Clearly 'peacebaby' is a misnomer.
Geez! Now you owe me a new micro brew as well as a keyboard.
Millee, (smiling)
What! I can't get out on my own?
I'm a big girl now.
right...but rabbits are fine?
I love you, baby!
And my Mom often had Cagney over for breakfast...
And our milkman... was named Shemp!
To the Moon, bender2, TO THE MOON!
And I was going to invite you for lunch and a sail, Millee... No, Abdulla, you were invited as lunch.
And Bill was going to play a ditty for us...
I wouldn't eat those two even if they came stuffed with favar beans and a five hundred gallon barrel of chianti...
Gad! Tony! That would gag... ...ME!
And I'll eat just about anything that is squishy and has a nice decaying odor...
Or get a brew from the cooler...
And the barbecue is ready! Dig in...
I agree, xp!
Once you go duck... You never go back!
Did dat just go over me head?
No, it made perfect sense...
Well, it did leave me a little in the dark...
Okay... Okay! I did a rabbit once. Heavens! It was for a part in a film!
Well... I'd never do that for a film part... I have my honor and good taste to consider!
That's it! No soup for anyone!
Allegra! Allegra?
What you want, #2?
Breakfast is ready... Stop playing with those tanks and get in here! The new edition of the Slimes is out...
And I'm tired of cooking, so what do you want this morning? Ham? Eggs? Hash-browns? Lite beer or a Brandy Cooler?
#2? What are we going to do with that gal? She won't mind for shucks!
Yeah Bender... But she's so cute in the morning!
Well... And am I chopped liver in the morning?
All my girls are babes! Each and every one...
Even me? In this old thing...
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