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wear our the cats?
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Posted on 02/24/2006 9:54:35 AM PST by screaminghurl

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To: Monkey Face

what do you call meat from a legless steer?


1,141 posted on 03/04/2006 3:40:39 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: TASMANIANRED

That would work for me, as well!


1,142 posted on 03/04/2006 3:41:15 PM PST by Monkey Face (When in doubt, wear red spike-heeled boots.)
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To: King Prout

Er....I'll bite...


1,143 posted on 03/04/2006 3:41:41 PM PST by Monkey Face (When in doubt, wear red spike-heeled boots.)
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To: Monkey Face

"ground beef"


1,144 posted on 03/04/2006 3:43:00 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: screaminghurl
"wear our the cats?"

??

1,145 posted on 03/04/2006 3:43:12 PM PST by StormEye
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To: King Prout; Monkey Face; TASMANIANRED; Victoria Delsoul

1,146 posted on 03/04/2006 3:43:42 PM PST by fanfan ( "You can evade reality, but you cannot evade the consequences of evading reality" - Ayn Rand)
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To: Monkey Face

>DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE...

Paper company that folded?
Brake company on the skids?
Surgeon who was forced to take a cut in his salary?
Cigarette company that went up in smoke?
Baker who was short of dough?
Refrigerator manufacturer that had it's assets frozen?
Upholsterers that couldn't cover their costs?
Adhesive tape company that got into a sticky situation?
Tennis ball manufacturer that ended up in court?
Downfall of the bungee suppliers? <

Nope, but I did hear something about the magician who walked down the street and turned into a drug store.


1,147 posted on 03/04/2006 3:43:53 PM PST by Darnright (Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.)
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To: King Prout
To: ScreamingFist eh?

Enter the Mob. Seems Mike Savage is off his meds again. This will only take a second.

1,148 posted on 03/04/2006 3:44:13 PM PST by MNJohnnie ("Good men don't wait for the polls. They stand on principle and fight."-Soul Seeker)
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To: fanfan

*grins*


1,149 posted on 03/04/2006 3:45:36 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darnright

You spend a lot of time in Vegas?


1,150 posted on 03/04/2006 3:47:13 PM PST by Monkey Face (When in doubt, wear red spike-heeled boots.)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

ROTF.....good one!


1,151 posted on 03/04/2006 3:47:24 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker
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To: King Prout

*trying to remember more clean ones*


1,152 posted on 03/04/2006 3:47:24 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Odd...I'm having the same problem...;o]


1,153 posted on 03/04/2006 3:52:20 PM PST by Monkey Face (When in doubt, wear red spike-heeled boots.)
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To: King Prout

1,154 posted on 03/04/2006 3:53:48 PM PST by fanfan ( "We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality" - Ayn Rand)
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To: Monkey Face; King Prout

Post em anyway!


1,155 posted on 03/04/2006 3:53:54 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker
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To: Monkey Face

ah, well... time to go eat.

ttyl


1,156 posted on 03/04/2006 3:54:25 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: fanfan

There's a clean one!

LOL!


1,157 posted on 03/04/2006 3:54:52 PM PST by fanfan ( "We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality" - Ayn Rand)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

dude, no - most of my unclean jokes are unholy-grade unclean


1,158 posted on 03/04/2006 3:55:11 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: fanfan

*grins*


1,159 posted on 03/04/2006 3:55:30 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

LOL!
Hi, Steve! Working again?


1,160 posted on 03/04/2006 3:56:18 PM PST by Monkey Face (When in doubt, wear red spike-heeled boots.)
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