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Man accused of hiding lobster in pants
The Courier Mail (Australia) ^ | February 15, 2006

Posted on 02/15/2006 12:22:27 PM PST by Shermy

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To: PatrickHenry
Things with big claws don't get into my pants, ever. Not if I can help it.
41 posted on 02/15/2006 12:42:38 PM PST by VadeRetro (Liberalism is a cancer on society. Creationism is a cancer on conservatism.)
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To: Shermy
Man accused of hiding lobster in pants

now this isnt a sentence you would ever expect to hear.
42 posted on 02/15/2006 12:44:10 PM PST by Element187
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To: GSWarrior

Your puns are as bad as a bunch abalone


43 posted on 02/15/2006 12:46:08 PM PST by bwteim (Begin With The End In Mind)
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To: Shermy

Jes' hangin' around!


44 posted on 02/15/2006 12:47:25 PM PST by lilylangtree
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To: VadeRetro
"Is that a lobster in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?"
-- May West
45 posted on 02/15/2006 12:48:02 PM PST by PatrickHenry (Creationists are like a palsied person touching a cactus.)
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To: bwteim

That's a good one!


46 posted on 02/15/2006 12:49:07 PM PST by GSWarrior
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To: bwteim

ouch. That last one stuck in my craw, daddy!


47 posted on 02/15/2006 12:50:06 PM PST by SpinnerWebb (Another enemy of Islam)
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To: Shermy
Better place than this, at least.

/h

48 posted on 02/15/2006 12:50:16 PM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (There is an APB out for my tag-line. If you find it, FReepmail me.)
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To: Shermy; aculeus; dighton; hellinahandcart; Lijahsbubbe; martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson; ...
He was charged with unauthorised dealing with shop goods after he was seen stuffing the crustaceans into his pants

Population explosion at Bikini Bottom ping.


49 posted on 02/15/2006 12:51:04 PM PST by Thinkin' Gal (As it was in the days of NO...)
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To: COUNTrecount

Arizona has scorpions so big they look like lobsters.

50 posted on 02/15/2006 12:53:10 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (Peace Begins in the Womb)
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To: bwteim

You'd have to say it was a very shellfish act by him.


51 posted on 02/15/2006 12:55:46 PM PST by Jhensy
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To: Shermy

"Who's that knock-ing at my door?"


52 posted on 02/15/2006 12:56:29 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (Peace Begins in the Womb)
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To: Shermy

Trying to get rid of his crabs I bet.


53 posted on 02/15/2006 1:00:29 PM PST by listenhillary ("Mainstream media" is creating it's own reality~everything sucks)
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To: onef; TXBubba

ping


54 posted on 02/15/2006 1:00:35 PM PST by beaversmom
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To: Shermy

Wasn't there a Super Bowl ad like this?


55 posted on 02/15/2006 1:01:21 PM PST by neodad (Why does every cartoon article refer to the "Prophet" Muhammed?)
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To: Shermy

How small was the lobster and how big was his pants?


56 posted on 02/15/2006 1:01:46 PM PST by najida (Godiva's are Half off today! WHOO HOO!)
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To: Aracelis

Perhaps now you'll think twice before you start groping some guy.


57 posted on 02/15/2006 1:03:34 PM PST by PatrickHenry
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To: tractorman

You owe me a new keyboard.


58 posted on 02/15/2006 1:04:29 PM PST by SeamusVA
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To: Shermy; Dysart; tnlibertarian; Squantos; speedy; SlowBoat407; Robert A. Cook, PE; ...

Shell we discuss this? I don't marine to be down on the guy, but I hope his insurance has a special liability claws.


59 posted on 02/15/2006 1:04:39 PM PST by Rennes Templar ("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
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To: Jhensy; Diddle E. Squat

... she was the bass I ever had, now my life has no porpoise. I'ved kelp her picture in my walleye, I wonder if she still has mine in her perch...

For more see

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/633258/posts?page=34#34


60 posted on 02/15/2006 1:05:29 PM PST by bwteim (Begin With The End In Mind)
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