[Leisler]

Have you tried the use of toilet paper?
If so, use more than one square.
Also, don't reuse.

[stainlessbanner]

Call the Colonel.

[No Blue States]

I think its shad.

[najida]

1. Get a glucometer
2. Check your blood sugars
3. If high, call a Dr. AND
4. Quit peeing on your fingers.

[VeniVidiVici]

I read the other day that Muslims consider their left hand unclean since there is no toilet paper in the desert.

So, if you are a Muslim, it could explain your finger problem.

[jpl]

You aren't by any chance Oprah Winfrey's boyfriend, are you?

[martin_fierro]

Your diagnosis is required.

[Charles Henrickson]

My fingers have smelled strange for a couple of days...kinda of a sickly sweet smell?

Suggestion:

[processing please hold]

Are you married? ;-)

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Bleaking Noose???

[new cruelty]

[lp boonie]

Soak them in cider.

[RebelBanker]

[traderrob6]

Don't smell those, you don't know where those fingers have been.

[beltfed308]

Old time good humor?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1527941/posts

[ovrtaxt]

[martin_fierro]

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[JackDanielsOldNo7]

Try a bath.

[null and void]

Could it be KC Masterpiece?

[piasa]

It's beeberjuice - you'll need to scrub down with vinegar, adhesive remover, moose urine, and then follow it up with a shower. Do not shower with your pregnant chad.