Things you'd like to say out loud at work (or to a lib)

[ToddBush]

Here's one I used once at an old job:

A lady came in to the convienance store I was a manager of complaining about the price of our gas (which by the way was the same or less than anywhere in town). Keep in mind this was at the end of a 14-hour day. I told her, "Don't blame me, blame the environmentalists." She replied, "Well, it's your store! YOU should make it cheaper!"

My reply: "Sorry, can't do it. By the way, you owe me a rib."

[conservativebabe]

When I was working as a waitress at ChiChi's back in the day, there was a girl I couldn't stand. She came in one day with a fresh suntan/burn and I said "You know, you can't tan away ugly".

[MadCharity]

Uhm, yeh, I'm gonna need you.....to uhm, come to work on Saturday, yeh.

And, this isn't gonna be like a half-day, no. I'm gonna need you to work a full-day, yeh.

[PaulaB]

I would kill that man

[peacebaby]

Just got a call with the dumbest question, asking us if we sell an advertiser's product. I said no, we sell our magazine.

I wanted to say, "That's about the stupidest question I've ever heard," but I think the caller realized her mistake because she got embarrass´d and told me,

"Why, honey, you just don't have the southern charm I was expecting."

[Junior]

Amen, sister.

[MotleyGirl70]

These are funny. Good humor post.

In the past I've had two co-workers ask me if they needed extra postage to send something to New Mexico.

True story.

[RockinRight]

-Do you have the faintest clue what a pain in the aZZ you are?

-You do realize I don't get paid to put up with you?

-Did you mother feed you lead paint chips as a child?

-AAAAAAAAARRGGHH! (Howard Dean-style scream)

-I'll tell you where you can put that report...

-Were you born stupid, or did you have to work at it?

[Maximus of Texas]

"A lady came in to the convienance store I was a manager of..."

Todd, are you middle-eastern?

[ToddBush]

Very, very, very funny.

[ToddBush]

A pic of me and my puppy taken last night:

[Maximus of Texas]

Actually, I could think of stupider questions.

(Is stupider a word? It's not a word, is it?)

[teenyelliott]

1. He is beautiful

2. Time to take the Christmas cards down, homey.

[Millee]

What a cutie!!!

[peacebaby]

if you understood my business, you'd understand the stupidity of the question.

and no, stupider is not a word.

[ToddBush]

teeny, The Girlfriend keeps those up, not me.

[Maximus of Texas]

Well, it should be.

[peacebaby]

:`)

[Darksheare]

Pup pup looks rather satisfied while curious of the camera.
Good dog.

[teenyelliott]

Riiiiight. : )