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| 01/20/06
| raccoonradio
Posted on 01/20/2006 1:24:05 PM PST by raccoonradio
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To: raccoonradio
I used to kiss you on the lips
But it's all over now.
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posted on
01/20/2006 3:25:17 PM PST
by
Snardius
(And you KNOW what I'm talking about...)
To: raccoonradio
Roy Clark's "Thank God and Greyhound, you're gone"
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posted on
01/20/2006 3:45:17 PM PST
by
SmithL
(Jerusalem, Jerusalem, Lift up your gates and sing, Hosana in the highest! Hosana to your King!)
To: raccoonradio
And if you play a Country record backwards, you dog comes back to life, you get your job back, your wife comes home, and your truck starts running just fine.
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posted on
01/20/2006 3:47:13 PM PST
by
SmithL
(Jerusalem, Jerusalem, Lift up your gates and sing, Hosana in the highest! Hosana to your King!)
To: dirtbiker
Another one I can't remember who did - "If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me".I think that was the Bellamy Brothers.
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posted on
01/20/2006 3:49:21 PM PST
by
SmithL
(Jerusalem, Jerusalem, Lift up your gates and sing, Hosana in the highest! Hosana to your King!)
To: raccoonradio
"Beauty's in the Eye of the Beer Holder" Can't remember the artist.
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posted on
01/20/2006 5:31:34 PM PST
by
processing please hold
(Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
To: dirtbiker
>>"Does Your Chewing Gum Loose It's Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight"
Skiffle great Lonnie Donegan, who passed away a couple years back, did this song. (If tin whistles are made of tin,
what are foghorns made of?) He also did "Rock Island Line"
and was an early influence of the Beatles. I have a best of
CD of his material. Donegan also collaborated with
Van Morrison on an album called the Skiffle Sessions
a while back.
To: raccoonradio
One interesting contestant on the original Gong Show found a way to get on and off stage without getting "gonged". There was a rule: you couldn't gong an act until 30 seconds of
it passed. Well, this guy strode on stage with a cowboy hat and sang one line of a country song:
"Well, it's been so lonesome in the saddle since my
horse died."
End of song. Didn't get gonged because it only lasted
5 seconds or so! So there we have a country novelty song,
and a very short one.
To: raccoonradio
Austin Lounge Lizards -
Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You Dan Hicks & The Hot Licks - How Can I Miss You If you Won't Go Away?
I may have to start one of these at my place sometime... Maybe rock though.. or multi-genre...
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posted on
01/21/2006 5:11:47 AM PST
by
TerryGale
(Talk back to your radio at http://fantalkback2talkhosts.myfreeforum.org)
To: raccoonradio
It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long - The Notorious Cherry Bombs
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posted on
01/21/2006 5:14:07 AM PST
by
Jim Noble
(Fiat justitia, ruat coelum)
To: raccoonradio
"Grandma got runned over by a raindeer"
{On her way home on Christmas Eve.}
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posted on
01/21/2006 5:18:56 AM PST
by
DugwayDuke
(Stupidity can be a self-correcting problem.)
To: martin_fierro
![](http://img132.imagevenue.com/loc24/th_3392f_redneck_horseshoes.jpg)
Redneck horseshoes
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posted on
01/21/2006 5:43:24 AM PST
by
TerryGale
(Talk back to your radio at http://fantalkback2talkhosts.myfreeforum.org)
To: raccoonradio
How could "I Made Her the Queen of My Doublewide Trailer" not have made the list?
(With some polyester curtains, and a redwood decccck...)
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posted on
01/21/2006 5:43:57 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(Meep Meep)
To: ErnBatavia; raccoonradio
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posted on
01/21/2006 5:45:27 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(Meep Meep)
Not sure if it is a real song or not, but heard the title "Momma don't turn on the oven, cause I wanna ride the range"
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posted on
01/21/2006 6:14:29 AM PST
by
neal1960
(This space for rent.)
To: raccoonradio
I can't get over you, till you get out from under him.
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posted on
01/21/2006 7:45:39 AM PST
by
davetex
(There are no stupid questions, however there does seem to be an abundance of inquisitive idiots.)
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