**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

The OFST ^ | 1/20/2006 | .

[TPartyType]

Here's some brown spit, though . . .

[TPartyType]

Here's a spitfire . . .

[Darksheare]

The darn thing also sorta charged the racecar.

[Darksheare]

Cruel prank to pull on a sibling.

[mcar]

Actual Book Report
Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill
Clinton. One smart ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gavehim an A+ for this report:

Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.

[SquirrelKing]

LOL

THE GOGGLES!
THEY DO NOTHING!

[al baby]

Good Evening Teeny

[Kate of Spice Island]

Howie is my mostest favoritest NFL commentator. (Did I spell it right?)

[Pharmboy]

Fudgepack Mountain outtake?

[TPartyType]

Fudgepack Mountain

Bwahahahaha!

[teenyelliott]

Hey al. Happy Friday night.

[Dashing Dasher]

RQ is mean to me.
But, if I keep buying him beer, he promises to be nice.

I hope.

And, yes, Victor - you are VERY perceptive - about the inside joke and the fear.

;-)

[Dashing Dasher]

But guess who's 69... again...

It's a gift.

;-)

[teenyelliott]

Go Broncos!!! Don't tell teeny! ;o)

I HEARD THAT!!!!!!!!!!

[0to60in1.9]

[teenyelliott]

No offense, but I always forget about the Panthers. They are so new, they have not stuck yet in my head as a team to watch.

[teenyelliott]

The only reason you're still conscious is that I don't want to carry you

I laughed out loud when he said that. Very funny.

[0to60in1.9]

I am 30 miles from Charlotte so I can't forget about them even if I try. All my friends get together for Panthers games. I don't think we watch most of the games, just an excuse to get together and act stupid.

Hey it's late. Girls in the bed?

See post 879 and 896

[r-q-tek86]

RQ is mean to me.

I thought this was my week to me the master

And who told you that you could take the handcuffs off?

[r-q-tek86]

The End