Online Chatting Leads to Virtual Wedding

AP ^ | 1/13/06 | Staff

[Millee]

The online honeymoon must have been expensive at $4.99 a minute.

[StarCMC]

Wow -- must be a heck of a consummation! LOL

[Fido969]

I got "virtually married" once. It was fun - no hassles, no sharing the bathroom, no bitching about which movie to watch.

Even the inevitable "virtual divorce" was a breeze compaired to my 3DRL divorce.

[Gay State Conservative]

I see a Green Card application in their future.and a little while after that,I see many,many more (parents,cousins,siblings,aunts/uncles,etc,etc).

[Salgak]

. . .and they don't need birth control: they use a firewall instead !! (diving for cover)

[StarCMC]

ROFLMAO!!! Indeed!

[Darksheare]

Yikes.
Reminds me of my days in "the old chatroom' with a couple of knuckleheads all asking 'Wanna cyber?', only with these two its for, er, 'real'.

[Darksheare]

Cyber marriage and virtual consummation.
There's a "was it as good for you" joke in there somewhere.

[HairOfTheDog]

Eh - we do this in the Hobbit Hole all the time :~D

[HairOfTheDog]

oops - forgot our first mawage :~D

[StarCMC]

ROFLMBO!!

[Darksheare]

I'm too beat to see it, but I know its in there!
;-)

[Professional Engineer]

ROFLMAO!

[TalonDJ]

Sure do :D I am proposing to JenB in about 3 hours.

[RMDupree]

Sssshhhh!!

Don't let out our secret! :-)

[RMDupree]

~sigh~ So romantic.

[HairOfTheDog]

~smiles~

[Darksheare]

The definition of cruelty: Tauntingly pinging friends and family to threads guaranteed to elicit coffee fountains and keyboard shorts.

[Darksheare]

*chuckle*

[Peanut Gallery]

mawage is what bwings us togethah to-day. wove, twoo wove...