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Posted on 01/12/2006 8:39:35 AM PST by dhls

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To: Irish_Thatcherite

You may have just found your "hook". At least once a day mention the alternate nomenre for urination.


5,701 posted on 02/24/2006 1:44:55 PM PST by Dead Corpse (I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
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To: Tax-chick

Somehow she got stuck on the claim that she was the "King of the Forrest". I think adding Kind Lear to that could really confuse the poor girl.


5,702 posted on 02/24/2006 1:46:18 PM PST by Dead Corpse (I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Or 'having a slash', as we sometimes say in Ireland!!


5,703 posted on 02/24/2006 1:48:27 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Retromingent. The act of peeing backwards.


5,704 posted on 02/24/2006 1:54:06 PM PST by Dead Corpse (I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
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To: Dead Corpse

That sounds painful....


5,705 posted on 02/24/2006 1:57:48 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Depends on the animal. For human males, it'd be awkward, certainly.


5,706 posted on 02/24/2006 2:01:05 PM PST by Dead Corpse (I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!

I'm curious (as are the rest of the Castle Inhabitants, I'm sure!) to see how much Vlad has gained, both in weight and in height. He's probably going to be the tallest of your boys.

I used to have the formula for that...measure a child at two and you could tell what the height would be as an adult. I didn't believe what it told me, but my son is every inch of the 6'4" it predicted.


5,707 posted on 02/24/2006 2:02:02 PM PST by Monkey Face (When in doubt, wear red spike-heeled boots.)
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To: Dead Corpse

I hate when I lose my voice. Of course, I have no one to yell at, so I guess it doesn't matter, much...;o]

(I hope the girls don't get it, too.)


5,708 posted on 02/24/2006 2:04:44 PM PST by Monkey Face (When in doubt, wear red spike-heeled boots.)
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To: the Marshal

I'm so glad I don't have to worry about an Excellency who needs "encouragement." It's all I can do to nag myself...;o]


5,709 posted on 02/24/2006 2:06:46 PM PST by Monkey Face (When in doubt, wear red spike-heeled boots.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Yep...gonna have to wash your mouth out for sure, Irish...


5,710 posted on 02/24/2006 2:07:32 PM PST by Monkey Face (When in doubt, wear red spike-heeled boots.)
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To: Dead Corpse
Retromingent. The act of peeing backwards.

Would that be a First Cousin to Montezuma's Retreat?

5,711 posted on 02/24/2006 2:09:35 PM PST by Monkey Face (When in doubt, wear red spike-heeled boots.)
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To: Monkey Face

Carbolic soap?


5,712 posted on 02/24/2006 2:12:10 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

You say it again and it will be naptha soap...BAD boy!


5,713 posted on 02/24/2006 2:15:56 PM PST by Monkey Face (When in doubt, wear red spike-heeled boots.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Why, is it easier for other animals....?


5,714 posted on 02/24/2006 2:15:57 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

Carbollocks!!


5,715 posted on 02/24/2006 2:17:07 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

Could very well be. Maybe call it Quetzoquatl's Evacuate just to obfuscate the issue.


5,716 posted on 02/24/2006 2:18:12 PM PST by Dead Corpse (I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

LOL!
How are you feeling today? Now that you've had a week of fulltime work?


5,717 posted on 02/24/2006 2:18:35 PM PST by Monkey Face (When in doubt, wear red spike-heeled boots.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Dunno. Cat's and some dromedaries are noted for their ability to do so...


5,718 posted on 02/24/2006 2:18:58 PM PST by Dead Corpse (I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
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To: Dead Corpse

My sister-in-law coined "Montezuma's Retreat." Quite the opposite of Montezuma's Revenge...but an awful lot funnier!


5,719 posted on 02/24/2006 2:19:46 PM PST by Monkey Face (When in doubt, wear red spike-heeled boots.)
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To: Monkey Face

I'm feeling fine, week went well!!


5,720 posted on 02/24/2006 2:23:00 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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