What Are Your Favorite, Funny Christmas Songs?

12/13/05 | Reaganesque

[Chi-townChief]

I've always liked Allan Sherman's Twelve Days of Christmas.

[Reaganesque]

I was looking up some of the songs people have posted and I came across this from Steve Martin: Silver Bells It's the same kind of comedy as "Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire". Twisted, but funny.

[Reaganesque]

I found Walkin Round in Women's Underwear on the Internet. It's one of my favorites as well.

[HairOfTheDog]

Are Your Favorite, Funny Christmas Songs?,

I risk Hell-points for this (Warning, they should not be heard by anyone)

Carol Of The Bells - Mr. Mackey
Christmastime in Hell - Satan
Dead, Dead, Dead (Someday We'll All Be) - Juan Schwartz And The South Park Child
Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel - Broflofskis, With Eric Cartman And Stan Marsh
Hark! The Herald Angels Sing - South Park Children's Choir
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - Mr. Hankey, with Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman
I Saw Three Ships - Shelly Marsh
It Happened in Sun Valley - Stan Marsh and Wendy Testaburger
Lonely Jew on Christmas - Kyle Broflofski With Special Celebrity
Merry F%$#&! Christmas - Mr. Garrison
Most Offensive Song Ever - Kenny McCormick And Mr. Hankey
Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo - Cowboy Timmy
O Holy Night - Eric Cartman
O Tannenbaum - Adolf Hitler
Santa Claus is on His Way - Mr. Hankey with Kyle
Swiss Colony Beef Log - Eric Cartman
We Three Kings - Mr. Ose
What the Hell Child is This? - Chef

There appear to be lyrics for all of them here: South Park: Chef Aid, Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics (1999) Lyrics

[Reaganesque]

Found something else that I have to post: WhatsItToYa? (sung to the "Halleluja Chorus")

Very funny!

[Reaganesque]

These Jingle Cats?

[swmobuffalo]

I dearly love "I Want a Hippopotomus for Christmas" by Gayla Peavey. Then "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"!

[Churchillspirit]

I love all the Christmas hymns and carols - Hark the Herald Angels Sing is one of my favorites too. The only one I don't care for is O Come,O Come, Emmanuel....makes me sad for some reason.

Merry Christmas to you and yours.

[MortMan]

Oh, wheeeeeeeeeere is my hairbrush...

[jaydubya2]

I've got some Presents for Santa. Sarah Taylor / Billy Mumy

Someone please mail me if you have a Mp3 of this track. Its no longer availible.

[StrictTime]

Robert Earl Keen's "Merry Christmas From the Family":

Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
At our Christmas party
We were drinkin' champagne punch
And homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
He was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him
Til he sang Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad

Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Lynn
And the two identical twins
From his second wife Mary Nell
Of course he brought his new wife Kaye
Who talks all about AA
Chain smokin' while the stereo plays
Noel, Noel, The first Noel

Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
Mix Margaritas when the eggnog's gone
Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store
We need some ice and an extension cord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite
A box of pampers , some Marlboro Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family

Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motor home in
They blew our christmas lights
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
So we all waited on our front lawn
He threw the breaker and the lights came on
And we sang Silent Night
Oh Silent Night o' holy night

Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
Mix Bloody Marys cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite
A box of midol, some Salem Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family

[StrictTime]

I have to say that Mr. Garrison's "Merry #$*@ Christmas" is ROFLMAO funny. So is Dennis Leary's song by the same name. Sample lyric:

"All the kids go to bed each night
To dream what Santa brings 'em
Unless they're Jewish or Muslim
Or some other gyp religion."

[raccoonradio]

Seattle talk show host Bob Rivers has recorded songs like
"The 12 Pains of Christmas"; hear them (or portions of them?)
at http://www.bobrivers.com

[evets]

Yeah, that chorus:
Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel shall come to thee, O Israel.
Sounds like a dirge. ha ha
I always thought "we Three Kings" was a strange one too.
... and a Happy New Year!

[SoothingDave]

I like the Kinks' "Father Christmas"

Father christmas, give us some money
Don’t mess around with those silly toys.
We’ll beat you up if you don’t hand it over
We want your bread so don’t make us annoyed
Give all the toys to the little rich boys

[GeorgiaYankee]

I've always liked Allan Sherman's Twelve Days of Christmas.

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.... and a Japanese transistor radioooooooooooo!

[mewzilla]

Yup, those are the furballs :)

Here's their website: www.jinglecats.com

Check out their video if you get a chance :) It's cuuuuuute!

[mewzilla]

Or click here for the same Jingle Cats Christmas video from CNN (^..^)/

[Reaganesque]

Have you posted that to the Kitty Kaption Thread yet? It is cute.

[Northern Yankee]

I love Karla Bonoff's rendition of The First Noel.

Hauntingly beautiful.