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Bat testicles decrease in size as brain size increases, and vice versa
NewScientist.com ^ | stanthebeaver

Posted on 12/08/2005 4:10:25 PM PST by stan the beaver

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To: silent_jonny
"Harry Moore, a sperm researcher"

"That's gotta be a joke name."

Imagine explaing that profession at dinner parties.

21 posted on 12/08/2005 4:29:40 PM PST by sweetliberty (Stupidity should make you sterile.)
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To: sweetliberty

While other kids dreamed of being a fireman or an astronaut, young Harry wanted to be a sperm researcher.


22 posted on 12/08/2005 4:35:27 PM PST by silent_jonny
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To: sweetliberty

Yeah, that's gotta be a conversation-stopper.
"I'm a lawyer."
"I'm a doctor."
"I'm a sperm researcher!"
...awkward silence...


23 posted on 12/08/2005 4:49:29 PM PST by stan the beaver (We will kill the ones who eat us, and eat the ones we kill!!)
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To: All

Yeah I heard this same point a while back on the Discovery channel there but it was referring to primates. The logic is sound so i would say it applies to hominids too. i just need some fossilized fun-bags to verify.


24 posted on 12/08/2005 5:39:19 PM PST by splify (Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the highly evolved scrotum.)
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To: stan the beaver

It could also have something to do with those close-fitting tights...

25 posted on 12/08/2005 6:15:00 PM PST by mikrofon (Testes, testes ...1 ...2 ...3?)
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To: Berosus; blam; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Do not dub me shapka broham; Ernest_at_the_Beach; ...

Of course, the female bats (in bat language) keep demanding that the male bats stop and ask direction, regardless of testicle size or the fact that bats don't need to see to fly.


26 posted on 12/08/2005 10:59:18 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Down with Dhimmicrats! I last updated my FR profile on Wednesday, November 2, 2005.)
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To: stan the beaver
...awkward silence...

He'd be the life of the party in San Francisco....

27 posted on 12/08/2005 11:30:07 PM PST by JoJo Gunn (Help control the Leftist population. Have them spayed or neutered. ©)
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To: stan the beaver
"Ever smell moth balls?"

"Yes."

"How'd you get their little legs apart?"

28 posted on 12/09/2005 6:48:59 AM PST by Sax
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To: SunkenCiv

LOL!


29 posted on 12/09/2005 6:59:52 AM PST by Convert from ECUSA (Not a nickel, not a dime, stop sending my tax money to Hamastine!)
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To: stan the beaver

This also in: Dumb Bats Have Hard Time Landing....


30 posted on 12/09/2005 7:02:34 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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