I haven't researched the Hilton family and have no idea how badly Paris' family tree has forked, but my guess is that either her mother or father is likely the carrier of the white trash gene. In fact, both parents may may be carriers, which explains why both poor Paris and Nicki are completely infected..... < / puke>
The monkey should probably be tested for hepatitis after coming into contact with her.
Probably self-defense.
Touch my monkey, touch it!