Pizza, Ice Cream, Hot Dogs, and Other Breakfast Favorites.

11/10/05 | Jaysun

[teenyelliott]

I prefer the sweetness of it. Meat kinda grosses me out sometimes.

And no, I'm not a PETA vegetarian nutjob.

[Jaysun]

In the end he told me that for 3 months he wanted -

1. No coffee
2. No spicy foods
3. No cigarettes
4. No alcohol
5. No sex

I told him to just take me out back and shoot me!

Oh my God man what a quack. Was he wearing fishnet speedos and a leather vest, maybe carried a horse whip? He sounds like a sadist.

[teenyelliott]

Dinner's not for breakfast

If my kid were so insolent, I'd just ask them how they felt about eating "nothing" for dinner. Is "nothing" acceptable dinner fare? : )

My children fear the Sarcasm Mommy.

[baker_girl]

Right now I'm eating Oreos and drinking eggnog flavored coffee.

[SoothingDave]

It's got no meat in it, so he doesn't understand.

They've been working on the "Meatios" but the shelf life just isn't there.

SD

[Jaysun]

I prefer the sweetness of it. Meat kinda grosses me out sometimes.
And no, I'm not a PETA vegetarian nutjob.

Right. I keep it sweet. I put butter, sugar, milk, and bacon in white rice. I usually put syrup or a bit of honey on my bacon and/or sausage when possible.

MAN! I have to vent! The wife left her car lights on last night, so the battery was dead. I went out to jump her off. I opened the hood and guess what? No battery. I looked everywhere and started to question my own sanity. Turns out it's hidden in the trunk but even then you have to remove a series of latches and screws and covers and trim - it's like trying to figure out how to open a &@*(@#$ Chinese puzzle box. Die bastard battery compartment designer guy! DIE for you are the devil!!!!!!!!!!

[SoothingDave]

What kinds car is that? At least it deters thieves.

SD

[Jaysun]

Right now I'm eating Oreos and drinking eggnog flavored coffee.

Baker Girl, you're an angel on loan from God and the apple of my eye.

[teenyelliott]

eeeew

If they can put precooked bacon in a box, surely they can make some Bacon Puffs, or maybe some Sausagecomb.

I can see the ad campaign now . . ."Bacon Puffs. Breakfast for the manly man"

[Little Ray]

I woke up this mornin' and I got myself a beer...

[SoothingDave]

Sausagecomb? I love it.

Maybe Jerkyflakes with Baconpuffs. Turns your milk into gravy. But what would they put inside for a toy?

SD

[teenyelliott]

I went out to jump her off

Take it inside, buddy. I'm sure yer neighbors don't want to see that.

I used to drive an Audi. It had the battery under the back seat. You had to flip the entire back seat up to get to it!

I feel your pain, but how long have you had this car, that you didn't know the battery was in the back? Silly man.

[MozarkDawg]

I can't believe no one has mentioned cottage cheese and *queens* ...

[trisham]

I had pizza for breakfast too.

Any kind of pasta is good. Chicken soup, salad, tuna sandwiches, grilled cheese. Regular "breakfast" dishes can become boring.

[teenyelliott]

Jerkyflakes. Too funny.

But what would they put inside for a toy?

blow up doll, or maybe those little airline bottles of liquor

[SweetCaroline]

Oh yeah. Any kind of pasta, anytime. I've eaten cold pasta straight out of the Tupperware in the middle of the night with my fingers standing in front of the refrigerator light. ....please tell me you had your jamys on!

[teenyelliott]

cottage cheese and *queens*

You eat cottage cheese and gay men for breakfast?

Jaysun, I think we have a winner in the strange breakfast department!!!!

[baker_girl]

LOL! Thanks.

[Jaysun]

What kinds car is that? At least it deters thieves.

She's from Germany and insist on driving German cars. I should add that she didn't make this clear until after we married. Once I got the papers on her she told me of her German car fetish. She doesn't ask for much so I've always been happy to comply with this one request.

This particular car is a BMW. I wouldn't own one of those sons a b*tches myself. You should see the engine. It looks like a modern art sculpture, a shiny metal box. And inside it has more buttons and switches than the Starship Enterprise. That's wonderful until you have to add wiper fluid or check the oil. Everything is very neat and organized but you have to know the secret clicks, turns, and taps to do anything. Drives me nuts. We have to get the dealer to change the windshield wipers for chrissake.

[SoothingDave]

blow up doll, or maybe those little airline bottles of liquor

"Now, dear, you know you have to wait until you finish the entire box until you get to drink the bourbon."

SD