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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

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To: Irish_Thatcherite

1000101, dude!


541 posted on 11/04/2005 12:13:40 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Freedom of speech makes it easier to spot the idiots! --kellynla)
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To: Dead Corpse

Me too.

Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.


542 posted on 11/04/2005 12:15:08 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan
Remove packaging before installation.

Replace when parts show wear.

Proper use ensures longevity of product.

543 posted on 11/04/2005 12:17:04 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Tell you an insult to injury story?

My employer tags two hours onto my Monday end of day schedule. Kind of rude since I am salaried so really should not have my time tagged, but what the heck. So I ask them rather then give me two hours of sit around and veg time On Mondays (Which is my Friday since I work Weekends, how about you had 1 hour to Friday and deduct 1 hour from Monday rather then make me sit and goof for two hours on the end of my day on Monday.

So I come in TODAY and I have an hour added to my FRIDAY schedule and NOTHING deducted from Monday's schedule!!

544 posted on 11/04/2005 12:17:42 PM PST by MNJohnnie (Merry Alitomas!)
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To: The Zontron 7000
I already have to put up with arrogant liberal people. Now I must put up with arrogant liberal computer programs?!?

Dumbass.

545 posted on 11/04/2005 12:18:07 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Freedom of speech makes it easier to spot the idiots! --kellynla)
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To: fanfan; Dead Corpse

Use your prurient minds and translate ideas into product warnings. The possibilities are endless.


546 posted on 11/04/2005 12:18:47 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; sionnsar

It's not as bad as you think: You've stumbled into the new home of the Undead Thread! The bar is open!


547 posted on 11/04/2005 12:20:43 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

May be harmful if swallowed.
Access hole only -- not intended for use in lifting box.
Do not use orally after using rectally.



My bad.


548 posted on 11/04/2005 12:20:46 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan
See! I knew you could do it!

Hmmm. Let's see...

Use in moderation.

Slippery when wet.

549 posted on 11/04/2005 12:23:06 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: fanfan; Dead Corpse; Monkey Face; EsmeraldaA; Irish_Thatcherite; All

Off to ballet practice. Be back later for my drink and conversation!


550 posted on 11/04/2005 12:27:51 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

See ya!


551 posted on 11/04/2005 12:28:36 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: fanfan

Oh my...


552 posted on 11/04/2005 12:32:11 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

LOL!

Are ya blushing yet?


553 posted on 11/04/2005 12:40:33 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: MNJohnnie

Do you like it? Well, do you?


554 posted on 11/04/2005 12:44:38 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Dead Corpse

No stopping or standing.
Fits one head.
Not meant as substitute for human companionship.


555 posted on 11/04/2005 12:47:24 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Naw... my blush response got burnt out a long time ago.


556 posted on 11/04/2005 12:52:38 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: fanfan
Limit 3 per customer.
First come, first served.
Hang towels on rack to dry.
Employeed must wash hands after using restroom.
557 posted on 11/04/2005 12:56:16 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

Do not use this product during an earthquake.
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.


558 posted on 11/04/2005 12:57:43 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan
Excessive lubrication may cause mechanism to jam.
Do not use scissors to pry open.
Change oil when check engine light is on.
Do not over inflate.
559 posted on 11/04/2005 1:01:38 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: EsmeraldaA

NOW I'm back!!


560 posted on 11/04/2005 1:03:21 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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