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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
541
posted on
11/04/2005 12:13:40 PM PST
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Freedom of speech makes it easier to spot the idiots! --kellynla)
To: Dead Corpse
Me too.
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
542
posted on
11/04/2005 12:15:08 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
Remove packaging before installation.
Replace when parts show wear.
Proper use ensures longevity of product.
543
posted on
11/04/2005 12:17:04 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Tell you an insult to injury story?
My employer tags two hours onto my Monday end of day schedule. Kind of rude since I am salaried so really should not have my time tagged, but what the heck. So I ask them rather then give me two hours of sit around and veg time On Mondays (Which is my Friday since I work Weekends, how about you had 1 hour to Friday and deduct 1 hour from Monday rather then make me sit and goof for two hours on the end of my day on Monday.
So I come in TODAY and I have an hour added to my FRIDAY schedule and NOTHING deducted from Monday's schedule!!
544
posted on
11/04/2005 12:17:42 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(Merry Alitomas!)
To: The Zontron 7000
I already have to put up with arrogant liberal people. Now I must put up with arrogant liberal computer programs?!?
Dumbass.
545
posted on
11/04/2005 12:18:07 PM PST
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Freedom of speech makes it easier to spot the idiots! --kellynla)
To: fanfan; Dead Corpse
Use your prurient minds and translate ideas into product warnings. The possibilities are endless.
546
posted on
11/04/2005 12:18:47 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; sionnsar
It's not as bad as you think: You've stumbled into the new home of the Undead Thread! The bar is open!
547
posted on
11/04/2005 12:20:43 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Alice au Wonderland
May be harmful if swallowed.
Access hole only -- not intended for use in lifting box.
Do not use orally after using rectally.
My bad.
548
posted on
11/04/2005 12:20:46 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
See! I knew you could do it!
Hmmm. Let's see...
Use in moderation.
Slippery when wet.
549
posted on
11/04/2005 12:23:06 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: fanfan; Dead Corpse; Monkey Face; EsmeraldaA; Irish_Thatcherite; All
Off to ballet practice. Be back later for my drink and conversation!
550
posted on
11/04/2005 12:27:51 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Alice au Wonderland
551
posted on
11/04/2005 12:28:36 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: fanfan
552
posted on
11/04/2005 12:32:11 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
LOL!
Are ya blushing yet?
553
posted on
11/04/2005 12:40:33 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: MNJohnnie
Do you like it? Well, do you?
To: Alice au Wonderland; Dead Corpse
No stopping or standing.
Fits one head.
Not meant as substitute for human companionship.
555
posted on
11/04/2005 12:47:24 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
Naw... my blush response got burnt out a long time ago.
556
posted on
11/04/2005 12:52:38 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: fanfan
Limit 3 per customer.
First come, first served.
Hang towels on rack to dry.
Employeed must wash hands after using restroom.
557
posted on
11/04/2005 12:56:16 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.
558
posted on
11/04/2005 12:57:43 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
Excessive lubrication may cause mechanism to jam.
Do not use scissors to pry open.
Change oil when check engine light is on.
Do not over inflate.
559
posted on
11/04/2005 1:01:38 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: EsmeraldaA
560
posted on
11/04/2005 1:03:21 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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