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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

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To: EsmeraldaA
Of course!

How's that?

521 posted on 11/04/2005 11:58:06 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face

Hello 'Face!


522 posted on 11/04/2005 11:58:16 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Casloy; sionnsar

Welcome to the new home of The Undead Thread! Care to join us in a little mayhem? The bar is open and fully stocked!


523 posted on 11/04/2005 11:58:26 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Hi, Es! How is your Friday, now that it's almost over with?


524 posted on 11/04/2005 11:59:01 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Dead Corpse

Nice! (Or so I hear ).


525 posted on 11/04/2005 11:59:10 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: fanfan

I'd belly up to the bar if I didn't have to leave soon for the ballet practice run. Can you leave the makings out? I'll fix one for myself when I return.


526 posted on 11/04/2005 12:00:45 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: fanfan
That looks absolutely delightful.

Thanks! :-)
527 posted on 11/04/2005 12:01:28 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: fanfan

Do not use massage chair without clothing. Never force any body part into the backrest area while the rollers are moving. Do not use snow thrower on roof. Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher.


528 posted on 11/04/2005 12:01:30 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse
I was running out of ideas...
529 posted on 11/04/2005 12:02:16 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Monkey Face
I began my weekend an hour ago. And that's it.

LOL!
530 posted on 11/04/2005 12:03:36 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

What about my work? I wear a anti-static lab frock coat. Very few would notice if there was nothing else under neath it...


531 posted on 11/04/2005 12:03:50 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: The Zontron 7000

I already have to put up with arrogant liberal people. Now I must put up with arrogant liberal computer programs?!?


532 posted on 11/04/2005 12:04:28 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Freedom of speech makes it easier to spot the idiots! --kellynla)
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To: Dead Corpse
Objects in mirror are closer/bigger than they appear.

Do not use without adequate protection.

Violators will be towed.

Do not use in bath or shower.

533 posted on 11/04/2005 12:05:02 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Dead Corpse

Darlin', if you're packing something that could be mistaken for a step, I think someone's going to notice!


534 posted on 11/04/2005 12:06:25 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Dead Corpse
That is exactly what I meant, you need to wear a lab coat.

So, you need to be over dressed at work.
Now what is under neath it, that is quite another story......
535 posted on 11/04/2005 12:07:55 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA; Dead Corpse

So is this the new 10,000 post thread????


536 posted on 11/04/2005 12:09:39 PM PST by MNJohnnie (Merry Alitomas!)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Sure.


537 posted on 11/04/2005 12:10:15 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: MNJohnnie

Yes! Come on in. We've just started happy hour.


538 posted on 11/04/2005 12:10:34 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: EsmeraldaA

;-)


539 posted on 11/04/2005 12:10:48 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

For use by trained personnel only.
Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.
Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.
Do not iron clothes on body.


540 posted on 11/04/2005 12:13:20 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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