Apollo 11 - Was it real or a hoax?

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[Nitro]

Do you think green cheese is heavier than Earth cheese?

[Americanwolf]

please lets not confuse mr. nitro with any facts... it might cause his tinfoil to ignite...

[Nitro]

Why is it that re-building the Saturn-5 is impossible today?

We lost the keys to the blueprints' file cabinet. It's sad.

Hank, you are a champ for taking the weight on this.....

So, tell us.......... fake or fair?

[Nitro]

You left out the..............

"Semaphore Version of Wuthering Heights."

and "Julius Caeser on an Aldis Lamp."

[Hank Rearden]

So, tell us.......... fake or fair?

Well, during my most-recent abduction (after which I couldn't sit for a week!), the big-headed bald guys told me it really happened.

But they also said Armstrong was one of them, so I dunno. It's all so confusing. And my butt still hurts.

[Nitro]

No one is going to waste valuable Hubble time

Why? Everything Hubble is looking for is what we don't know or understand.

Why would a quick, put all the talk to bed photo be such a problem?

[Americanwolf]

bactine and preperation H works wonder for the "probe pain"

[Zeroisanumber]

Why would a quick, put all the talk to bed photo be such a problem?

Scientists literally wait for years to get just a short time with the Hubble. The vetting process is extreme, and the things that they photograph are usually chosen long in advance. No one is going to waste that near-priceless time on putting to bed some conspiracy theory forwarded by a small group of contrary soreheads.

[Nitro]

Well, during my most-recent abduction (after which I couldn't sit for a week!), the big-headed bald guys told me it really happened.

Thanks Hank, that is really taking one for the team.

But, why are there no plans for the Saturn 5 in the National Archive?

You are free to play with the aliens as you see fit.

[Nitro]

Scientists literally wait for years to get just a short time with the Hubble. The vetting process is extreme, and the things that they photograph are usually chosen long in advance. No one is going to waste that near-priceless time on putting to bed some conspiracy theory forwarded by a small group of contrary soreheads.

I am not a contrary sorehead, I am a tax payer and I want to know.

My lead in was cut and so some like you get angry, why?

[Knitebane]

Check again, supposedly the plans have been lost???

Wrong.

Urban myth.

[Nitro]

Check again, supposedly the plans have been lost???

You must be kidding, you send me a website that says.......

yes, the plans exist.

On channel 13, they think Big Bird is real!!

Don't take my word for it, ask a Congressman or a Senator.

Ask NASA... can we rebuild the Saturn 5?

[Knitebane]

Perhaps a response from a NASA official will change your mind...

Here.

[Nitro]

I didn't go and no I have not and will not change my mind.

The vehicle that took them there cannot be built today...

[Dallas59]

And now...

[Nitro]

That is not a moon!

[mmercier]

Where is the "not this $hit again" guy when you need him.

[Knitebane]

There are none so blind as those that refuse to see.

Ok, I won't bother you with the facts, since your raving moonbat mind is already made up.

In one aspect you are correct, though not for the reasons that you think.

The Saturn V can't be built today, much like the Giza pyramids can't be built today, nor could another Panama canal be built today. None of them for lack of technology. All of them can't be built today for two reasons. One, there is no need and two, since there is no need, no one would spend the money necessary to do so.

[Nitro]

There are none so blind as those that refuse to see.

Done correctly, "There are none so blind as those who will not see".

Actually, give me a shovel and I will dig a canal, the Pyramids are excellent, and it still remains I just started this to see what people think the monitor took out the phrase for shits and giggles.

[Knitebane]

Either way, your refusal to even look at the facts says much about your character.

And no one is stopping you from buying a shovel. They run about twelve bucks at Home Depot.

Get back to us when you've finished that new canal, okay?

And, like the pyramids, the laser reflector experiment at the Apollo 11 landing site remains as well.