Posted on 10/18/2005 5:26:48 AM PDT by Slip18
Oh, my love, my darling, anhungered for your touch,
A long lonely time
Time goes by so slowly
And time can do so much
A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my nit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try" A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A Blonde woman timidly spoke up. “I'll try it! Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle."
I saw the thread.
I found it hilarious that many of those with the long knives out for Ann give MM a pass for being married to Snakehead.
:^)
Meanwhile, I doubt there's anything to this, but since I've never read the Narnia books, maybe those who have can tell me if this Pullman guy's as full of crap and as anhungered for attention as I suspect.
Good morning y'all!
i read the thread and i didn't get that impression at all. several mentioned her in that regard. i cannot understand it for the life of me. i would assume that her ideology is a very integral part of who she is.i know it is a large part of who i am. to voluntarily involve myself with someone with a lib mentality is unthinkable. if someone is just passing apolitical, that is different. but someone who has thought it through and bought into that ideology, i just cannot imagine dating them, no matter HOW good in bed they might be.
I don't know.
After all life is short.
And I'm beginning to believe that politics is like pro sports; the people in the cheap seats care a heck of a lot more than the people on the field.
I need to re-examine if that is particularly healthy.
I didn't git no breakfast yestiday, anhungered all day 'cause of it.
caring about a particular outcome in a particular situation is one thing, but ideology makes us who we are. i suppose a conservative prolife Dem i could deal with. i could NOT have anything to do with a proabort. that would be anathema in an intense personal relationship, IMO.
i thought it was all the rage to dump via text msg. Figures the fruit would choose something more...flamboyant....
Yup. I would have to draw the line there.
Yeah.
I know what you mean. When my nieces, nephews, and their uncle don't eat, my auntshungry too.
Teach!!!!! (Rbot waves hand in back of class.)
No fair! No fair!
Entp copied my homework before I got to!
"Oooooooh, that wascawwy Entapwise!"
Howard and I had quite a discussion about this joke yesterday.......... ;^)
But, back to the thread about Ann and her boy toy - did you see where someone said she was seen with another guy in SF recently and that she no longer lives in NYC? At that point I left the thread but there were mumblings that this wasn't even true.
My favorite part was the person who said that since Ann was a conservative and anti-abortion, he/she didn't believe she would be shtooping anyone......... lol
Maybe he wanted to do a full redecoration of the house?
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