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08/26/2005 6:11:05 AM PDT by
BJClinton
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It's your favorite Rockin' Reverend:
188 posted on
08/26/2005 8:16:28 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
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Satan has been paralyzed, doo-wop doo-wop
191 posted on
08/26/2005 8:19:52 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
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Redneck Haiku
BEAUTY
Naked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps
REMORSE
A painful sadness
Can't fit big screen TV through
Double-wide's front door
Big ol' tornado
I done lost my dad-gum house
All that's left are wheels
Looking for main road?
Boy, you can't get there from here
Have to start elsewhere.
OPTIONS
Unemployment's out.
Hey, maybe I can get on
Disability
Deer, cow, horse or dog?
Woods too thick, I cannot tell
What the Hell, I'll shoot
BLAZE
Distant siren screams
Dumb-ass Verne's been playing with
Gasoline again
Recall Earl's last words
"Hold my beer and watch this, Bud"
Trucks not meant to fly
A NEW MOON
Flashlights pierce darkness
No nightcrawlers to be found
Guess we'll gig some frogs
EXUBERANCE
Joyous, playful, bright
Trailer park girl rolls in puddle
Of old motor oil
Mosquitoes softball-sized
Food for the bats
And good show with zapper
ALONE
Seeking solitude
Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for
Restraining order
DESIRE
Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
you are my cousin
OFFERINGS
Tonight we hunger
Grandma sent grocery money
To Jimmy Swaggert
DRAMA
Set the VCR
Dukes of Hazzard Marathon
At 9 O'Clock
DEPRIVED
In WalMart toy aisle
Wailing boy wants 'rassling doll
Mama whups his ass
NO SIGNAL
White noise, buzzing static
Call Earl; satellite dish
needs new descrambler
IMPOUNDED
Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keeps me from
My El Camino
GATHERING
In early morning mist
Mama searches Circle K for
Moon Pies and Red Man
PRIDE
Grinning, he displays
The nine hundred beer cans
Filling pickup bed
Wheelless, lifeless, lawned,
Chevy up on cinder blocks--
Monument or task?
To: BJClinton
Good morning, all you silly people.
199 posted on
08/26/2005 8:24:26 AM PDT by
LongElegantLegs
("Nuthin' ain't worth nuthin', but it's free.")
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200 posted on
08/26/2005 8:24:27 AM PDT by
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KISS's little brother
202 posted on
08/26/2005 8:25:35 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
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Genuine BRITSH pig-rock!
205 posted on
08/26/2005 8:26:41 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
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Crank up your acid dose!
209 posted on
08/26/2005 8:28:03 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
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Heavy Drum Beat!
211 posted on
08/26/2005 8:29:36 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
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Oh NO I don't believe it!
212 posted on
08/26/2005 8:30:30 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
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Woohooo, I'm late but in dire need of silliness! Let's roll!
213 posted on
08/26/2005 8:30:53 AM PDT by
CSM
( If the government has taken your money, it has fulfilled its Social Security promises. (dufekin))
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For all you "special" women out there...
215 posted on
08/26/2005 8:31:41 AM PDT by
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We don't discriminate, here at OFST-radio...
217 posted on
08/26/2005 8:33:08 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender said, "Sorry. No pets allowed."
The man replied, "This is a special dog. Turn on the Jets game and you'll see." The bartender, anxious to see what will happen, turned on the game.
The guy said, "Watch. Whenever the Jets score, my dog does flips." The Jets keep scoring field goals and the dog keeps flipping and jumping.
"Wow! That's one hell of a dog you got there. What happens when the Jets score a touchdown?"
The man replied, "I don't know. I've only had him for seven years!"
218 posted on
08/26/2005 8:33:34 AM PDT by
JimWforBush
(Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
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Back by popular demand:
219 posted on
08/26/2005 8:34:06 AM PDT by
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You heard it here first I wouldn't dream of it...
220 posted on
08/26/2005 8:35:18 AM PDT by
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Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first man, "What is three times three?" "274," was his reply.
The doctor says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?" "Tuesday," replies the second man.
The doctor says to the thrid man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three?" "Nine," says the third man.
"That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get that?"
"Simple," says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday."
Fifty-one years ago Herman James, a West Virginia Mountain Man was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in Basic, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued him a toothbrush. That afternoon the dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
221 posted on
08/26/2005 8:36:24 AM PDT by
flutters
(God Bless The USA)
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The murky music of: The horse sings too...
222 posted on
08/26/2005 8:36:42 AM PDT by
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The plaid stylings of:
223 posted on
08/26/2005 8:39:09 AM PDT by
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The glittery stylings of: No pretense here...
224 posted on
08/26/2005 8:39:54 AM PDT by
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