Snapping Turtle Bit Boy's Penis

Annnova.com ^ | 6/24/2005 | Staff Writers

[ex-Texan]

( ( ( OUCH ! ) ) )

[warchild9]

Not even funny. I had one of those suckers bite through a 3/4 inch cane pole when I was a boy.

And I liked that pole.

[Meldrim]

The snapping turtles in New Hampshire survive frozen lakes just fine. I don't think they'd have any problem in Europe.

[cjshapi]

Late Friday afternoon ping.

[Millee]

Snapping turtles can reach a weight of six stone

Looks like he just picked up another "stone"!

[leadpenny]

Hey, that was a GHWB/Dan Quayle joke.

[GSlob]

Maybe they should quietly poison the lake with something which will not last too long, or try to stun a bejesus out of everything in the lake, either electrically or explosively.

[lilylangtree]

Shades of nature doing a "Lorena Bobbitt", hmn!

[Luddite Patent Counsel]

I hate it when that happens.

[avg_freeper]

Why I will never EVER skinny dip in a pond.

[incredulous joe]

European research is "unique" by comparison to the US.

But yeah,...no smarmy remarks or snide comments about the boy from this section of the peanut gallery. I hope he makes a full recovery.

[ex-Texan]

Naaah! A Bill Clinton joke . . .

[rlmorel]

This has to be a fake...remember:

"One day swimmin' cross Turtle Creek
man, them snappers all around my feet
sure was hard swimmin' cross that thing
with both hands holdin my dingalingaling..."

[Wristpin]

We have a couple of snappers in our neighborhood pond. A few years ago the neighbors put a couple of domestic ducks in it and they didn't last a month. We found one up in the woods dying with a leg bitten off. A week later we found the other one with it's head all mangled.

I ocasionally hook one while fishing down there. A plastic worm looks like it was cut with a red hot razor when they get ahold of it.

[rlmorel]

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Coleus]

When we were boy scouts, our summer camp lake had snapping turtles so that thought was always in the back of our minds. One time the ranger caught a turtle and it snapped a canoe paddle in half!

I feel sorry for the kid, his (sex) life is probably ruined.

[lOKKI]

Let's see - bitten in your private parts by an animal that doesn't exist exist on your continent.

I'd say that God is very, very displeased with something that you've done. (Usually he just makes hair grow on the palms of your hands)

[rlmorel]

Oh, stop it. I already ruined one keyboard today...

[leadpenny]

Buddy had standards. Bubba tried it again and Buddy ran in front of a car instead.

[Dashing Dasher]

OUCH!!!!