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***OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
TheBigB
Posted on 06/24/2005 6:24:09 AM PDT by TheBigB
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posted on
06/24/2005 6:24:10 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
To: presidio9; Fierce Allegiance; Constitution Day; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; Owl_Eagle; mhking; ...
Who's got the TV flipper?
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posted on
06/24/2005 6:25:17 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(Why yes, I -do- rock! Thanks for noticing!)
To: TheBigB
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posted on
06/24/2005 6:25:25 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(“It’s good to remember whom people turn to when they’re desperate — and it ain’t Kofi Annan.”)
To: TheBigB
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posted on
06/24/2005 6:25:59 AM PDT
by
NeoCaveman
(And our prisoners at Gitmo eat better than I do)
To: TheBigB
5
posted on
06/24/2005 6:25:59 AM PDT
by
jtminton
(Help stop second hand rap!)
To: TheBigB
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posted on
06/24/2005 6:27:29 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America)
To: TheBigB
Will you put me on the OFST list? I feel as though I am silly enough.
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posted on
06/24/2005 6:28:01 AM PDT
by
jtminton
(Help stop second hand rap!)
To: TheBigB
the OFFICIAL THURSDAY SILLINESS THREAD
occurred yesterday on the Senate floor hosted by John Kerry, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton and other LIBERALS who gnashed their teeth over Carl Roves' comments.
now THAT was silliness!
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posted on
06/24/2005 6:28:04 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(We can't become what we need to be by remaining what we are. Oprah Winfrey)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Time for the happy dance!
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posted on
06/24/2005 6:28:48 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(Why yes, I -do- rock! Thanks for noticing!)
To: jtminton
Yeah, I figured if I was able to get it started early enough, there wouldn't be one of those lamebrain "OMG WHERE'S THE OFST! I CAN'T WAIT I'LL START ONE OF MY OWN!!!" threads...
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posted on
06/24/2005 6:29:47 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(Why yes, I -do- rock! Thanks for noticing!)
To: TheBigB
"She's a witch!"
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posted on
06/24/2005 6:30:45 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(Doh!... stupid tagline)
To: TheBigB
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posted on
06/24/2005 6:31:22 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: TheBigB
Time for the happy dance! 
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posted on
06/24/2005 6:31:33 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America)
To: TheBigB
Got this via email:
US Redneck Special Forces
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).
These North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia,Texas, and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq.
They have been given the following facts about Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
...................This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.
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posted on
06/24/2005 6:31:59 AM PDT
by
b4its2late
(If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.)
To: TheBigB
A cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking
and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a
sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not
only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What
is that you just served?"
The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's
testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
The cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on
vacation down here! Bring me an order!"
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day
because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early
tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and then that
evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a
few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the
waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than
the ones I saw
you serve yesterday!"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the
bull
wins."
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posted on
06/24/2005 6:32:06 AM PDT
by
jtminton
(Help stop second hand rap!)
To: TheBigB
Morning BigB. Happy Friday to ya. Let's get this party started. I don't feel like working today.
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posted on
06/24/2005 6:32:36 AM PDT
by
Auntbee
(Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
Comment #17 Removed by Moderator
To: TheBigB
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posted on
06/24/2005 6:33:04 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America)
To: b4its2late
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posted on
06/24/2005 6:34:48 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America)
To: TheBigB
Oops.
I may have left it in the easychair.
The chair looked hungry:
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posted on
06/24/2005 6:35:01 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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