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Seven things he won't know he's doing wrong until you tell him
iVillage ^ | 5/05 | Mark Mason

Posted on 06/05/2005 11:48:06 AM PDT by pissant

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calling her a former girlfriends name is a good one to banish!
1 posted on 06/05/2005 11:48:07 AM PDT by pissant
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Forgetting her name all together isn't too swift either...

Mulva???

2 posted on 06/05/2005 11:50:34 AM PDT by bikepacker67
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To: pissant

Correct analyses followed by really, really bad responses.

The "planning a diary is for two" suggestion is a good way to change the problem to "planning a Diary for one."


3 posted on 06/05/2005 11:51:42 AM PDT by m87339 (If you could see what a drag it is to see you.)
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To: bikepacker67

LOL. Especially if its your wife!


4 posted on 06/05/2005 11:51:51 AM PDT by pissant (will a Sleep Number bed prevent morning stiffness?)
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To: m87339

I musta missed that in the article. A diary is nuttin but trouble!


5 posted on 06/05/2005 11:52:46 AM PDT by pissant (will a Sleep Number bed prevent morning stiffness?)
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To: pissant; Chieftain

It really doesn't matter what she is wearing, unless they are having an affair...and then, Everything Looks Great On Her!


6 posted on 06/05/2005 11:56:20 AM PDT by Recovering Ex-hippie (Everything I need to know about Islam I learned on 9-11!)
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Like they said in Dumb and DUmber....My last girlfriend said the reasons she left me were because I didn't listen to her and....something else, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention...


7 posted on 06/05/2005 11:56:22 AM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Dems, the annoying vegetarians of politics)
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I'm Guilty.


8 posted on 06/05/2005 11:57:12 AM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: pissant

By "diary" I thnk she means "dayplanner."


9 posted on 06/05/2005 11:57:46 AM PDT by m87339 (If you could see what a drag it is to see you.)
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To: Recovering Ex-hippie; Darkwolf377

C'mon now. This is a series thread. No wisecracks! ;o)


10 posted on 06/05/2005 11:58:49 AM PDT by pissant (will a Sleep Number bed prevent morning stiffness?)
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To: R. Scott

On all counts!


11 posted on 06/05/2005 11:59:03 AM PDT by pissant (will a Sleep Number bed prevent morning stiffness?)
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To: m87339

While you're at work, no less!


12 posted on 06/05/2005 11:59:30 AM PDT by pissant (will a Sleep Number bed prevent morning stiffness?)
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To: Darkwolf377

Men don't listen because they know it's a TRAP....kind of like Police Interrogation.ha.


13 posted on 06/05/2005 12:01:28 PM PDT by Recovering Ex-hippie (Everything I need to know about Islam I learned on 9-11!)
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My late wife learned to live with it – so we had a very happy marriage.


14 posted on 06/05/2005 12:01:33 PM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: R. Scott

My wife hasn't given up hope just yet!


15 posted on 06/05/2005 12:02:16 PM PDT by pissant (will a Sleep Number bed prevent morning stiffness?)
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To: pissant

The man who understands #2 and #3 can easily navigate through a lot of problems. In essence: shut up and think about your problems while she is talking about hers, remembering to look interested and nod sympathetically once in a while. You'll both be happy. ;)


16 posted on 06/05/2005 12:02:34 PM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ("Violence never settles anything." Genghis Khan, 1162-1227)
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To: Mr. Jeeves

true

http://www.recoilmag.com/news/area_husband_pretends_0702.html


17 posted on 06/05/2005 12:04:19 PM PDT by pissant (will a Sleep Number bed prevent morning stiffness?)
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Uh... Hey girls!

Now that you know we don't like inane chit-chat, CALL YOUR GIRLFRIEND and for heaven's sake, get out from in front of the TV!!!


18 posted on 06/05/2005 12:05:14 PM PDT by Poser (Joining Belly Girl in the Pajamahadeen)
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When you cast an eye over a handsome guy, on the other hand, (go on, admit it, you know you do), you're subtle about it.

Women have the reflection trick down cold. Usually when they are standing within twenty feet or so they will be working so hard not to look directly at you that it's obvious (and pretty funny), but if you look at the nearest angled window or other reflective surface a lot of times you'll catch her looking quickly away. ;)

19 posted on 06/05/2005 12:06:27 PM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ("Violence never settles anything." Genghis Khan, 1162-1227)
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To: Poser

Well, if she rambles on, it's just ample opportunity to daydream about the cocktail waitress' legs!


20 posted on 06/05/2005 12:06:46 PM PDT by pissant (will a Sleep Number bed prevent morning stiffness?)
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