Posted on 06/02/2005 4:52:40 AM PDT by secret garden
and unless he is printing out the threads from FR to give to her, how is it hurting her? you act like an idiot and you will have consequences following therefrom. expect it. and given the horrible news and situations posted daily on FR, these threads were a welcome respite!
Happy birthday. ;)
1. I go lie in front of Emergency at the hospital until they have the police come and throw me in jail. I then tell the police about my back, and we can't have our prisoners suffering, can we? So they'll rush me back to the hospital and as a prisoner I'll be fixed instantly! I'm not sure this'll be worth the AIDS resulting from the obligatory homosectionality in jail...
2. I've switched the setting on my mouse so I can use it with my left hand. That way, I'll get carpel tunnel in my left hand, and with my right hand already buggered I can go on long term disability!
Whaddya think?
Later...
can you fake going mental and then they will have to examine you physically and deal with you? i think you can do a pretty decent job of going mental. take the scissors to your hair, buy a bus ticket out of town and then claim you were raped by a hispanic couple... oh wait, they may have heard that one already...
My boobs aren't big enough for that one to work.
buy a wonderbra and wing it...
That should take care of the going mental part too, good thinking!
Well now, let me be the judge of..........oh wait. You're Argh. Never mind.
Well, my hand's sore again, see you later.
I shan't ask.
just sent you some pix.
You mean a mansierre...it's a Seinfeld thing, xs. ;)
Weekend at Markie's?
the daughter looks enough like him, that she could carry it off....
We're finally home from kid fun and a trip to the vet to drain the bank account. All of the animals are okay and I got a prescription to mail order the next set of meds. The overhead at the vet is astronomical. A++ on the homework.
A++
Thank you for the nice grade!
I'm going to get a prescription so I can mail order Husky girl's Revolution when I take her to the vet for her annual shots later this month. I was appalled when one of my neighbors told me how much cheaper it is by mail...
Go for the left handed mouse trick-much less stressful than jail...
My hubby opted for physical therapy rather than surgery for carpal tunnel when he was still in the military-he is still satisfied with the results ten years later.
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