Posted on 05/31/2005 7:26:28 AM PDT by pissant
Sure. Who would you be if you were female? And I'd like to hear your reasons for your choice. :-)
LOL. Dasher was asking me to give her thread topics the other day, and I suggested "What would you do if you were the opposite gender for a week". She didn't take the bait, though.
Let's see. I'd probably have to choose a conservative hottie, because that's what I'd be anyway. Long legs, short hair, real boobs. I can't think of any this second that will do! I'll keep thinkin.
How about you?
Too late. You're part of every butt thread on FR. It's the burden you bear!
Who would you be specifically? And please don't say Ann Coulter. :-)
I'm going to have to think for awhile about what man I'd like to be.
Ooops. I missed the part where you said you had to think about a specific person. I'll be looking forward to hearing who it is and why you chose her.
No way on Ann. She doesn't look healthy, though I like her wit! I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin.
or should I say BARE. LOL
"It's sexy when you use feathers.....It's kinky when you use the whole chicken!"
OK, exactly where do I put the chicken?
OK, Tammy Bruce. Cause she's good looking, conservative, and a lezbo, which I'd have to be!
You dont' want to know! ;o)
That's a great choice. I'm impressed. I really like her.
I think I'd be Victor Davis Hanson. Or Mark Steyn.
Pissant, do you ever go to sleep? What do you do when you're not freeping? Did I notice your Mrs. Pissant on this thread,per chance?
Fine. But can we contain my involvement to the healthy butt threads?
And no, I don't mean the big butt threads. I mean the ones with no medical conditions.
Okie doke. Healthy butt and spanking threads only for you from now on! ;o)
I like both of those guys alot. Steyn is the most insightful commentator in the world, IMO. VDH is a patriot professor, something we need a heck of a lot more of!
Good choices.
Yes, I'm mrs. pissant for a brief moment. OK, now back to the real me. Did you notice the change?
After a careful work-over, I changed it so all the band members had originally come from ABBA.
Apoplexy!
Actually, I like ABBA alot, but they do take their heat.
grassy ass.
I liked Yes alot in my youth. I don't have as much patience for prog rock anymore. Though I do love Jethro Tull (one of the prog rock founders) still. ABBA is just fun music.
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