Posted on 05/16/2005 5:35:29 PM PDT by Paved Paradise
Eat the ice cream.
Pocket the money.
Run like hell.
So like, you know, I'm working my ice cream job yesterday, and this **** and her husband come in and order like, a banana split, ya know? And I start making it you know and she says to me "Arent you going to wash your hands..."
You know, the stuff I put up with just to save some money so i can pay for college.
Now that's ICE CREAM! < /hogging das >
Blue Bell, we eat all we can and sell the rest.
That is way too FUNNY!!!
Troll because he/she/it is neurotic and anal about germs? C'mon, gimme a friggin break. All you weenies trying to be first in on an established-FReeper bashing are getting ridiculous and making FR nowhere near as cool as when you signed up.
great post!
Oh, I see, I'm neurotic but your cure is sedatives and alcohol???? You need major psychotherapy. I'm not a germ freak but I don't like the idea of people handling money and food and as for me handling the money, my husband got a banana split "to go" so his was in a container and he actually handed the money to the girl. I wanted to keep my post short so didn't detail that. I always wash my hands after handling money because I used to work for ER docs who told me some of the places they found $$. Meanwhile, I never got sick once this year and everyone in my office had several colds, flu's and other assorted crappy viruses.
Mock me if you want but you and a lot of others on here obviously have no life. I don't waste posts just to insult and mock people.
Lastly, I did work with a guy who had a hand-washing obsession and it is not a laughing matter, so I know the difference between good common sense and true OCD.
You're anal. She was right, you're a pain in the butt. :)
What's with the assumptions? I'm not anal (have worked for anal types before so I know it well).
Please explain how her hand touching money and then touching the handle affected the cleanliness of the ice cream going into your piehole?
Piehole? I guess when I think of the hooker who shoved the money up her vagina and then forgot she was going to have her period so got it yucky and then visualizing that scene with the not-so-fastidious teenager who isn't careful to not touch the ice cream with the handle portion of the scooper can be a bit of a downer.
Do the money germs crawl along the handle rapidly and infest the scooped ice cream?
That's very silly thinking. If you had any type of medical or scientific background you'd understand.
FYI - I spoke with the health department and the rules apply to direct handling of food so she was allowed to use the scooper. However, the gentleman at the health department also told me that it wasn't "good" and this is the same reason I do not eat salad buffets.
Have a nice day anyway. I can't help it if I let my common sense rule.
The best way to handle ice cream is, after the scooper-upper has washed his or her hands, put it on a cone or in a dish or in a root beer float, and hand it to me.
I stand corrected--you're not anal, you're out of your mind.
Wacko alert!
"That's very silly thinking. If you had any type of medical or scientific background you'd understand."
And yet you can't explain it in this whole thread, your demented "hooker" analogy notwithstanding.
You're weird, dude/dudess. Have a nice day. P.S. Ice cream is filled with tiny demons that rot your brain! Ooogah boogah!
Darkwolf - you are naive. I used to work for ER doctors in a huge city and I have heard several pretty gross anecdotes about where they've found money and the hooker story is an actual true story. I'm not wacko just informed.
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