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Word For The Day, Thursday, May 12, 2005
05/12/05
| Slip 18
Posted on 05/12/2005 5:21:28 AM PDT by Slip18
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To: xsmommy; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; Slip18; All
181
posted on
05/12/2005 9:42:52 AM PDT
by
Argh
To: Argh; patton; Darksheare; VRWCmember; xsmommy; SeaDragon; Miss Behave; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; ...
Well, the coquettes took a vote...
Basically speakin' it appears they want several knobs and adjustments on the six million dollar man makeover:
Whyisa wanted a "longer" knob next to the "deeper" hole.
Xsex wanted a "faster" teaker button.
Missy wanted a "slower" button next to xsex's "longer" knob.
Slippy wants an "explode on command" handle.
And Seadragon needs a "wetter" adjustment....
182
posted on
05/12/2005 9:42:53 AM PDT
by
Robert A Cook PE
(-I can only contribute to FR monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS contributes to her campaign every day)
To: xsmommy; Darksheare
i couldn't help that, he just sort of came out... ; ) Well, next time, hold on harder....
183
posted on
05/12/2005 9:43:52 AM PDT
by
Robert A Cook PE
(-I can only contribute to FR monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS contributes to her campaign every day)
To: xsmommy
I had to think pretty hard about typing that too.
I was afraid it'd come out all wrong.
184
posted on
05/12/2005 9:44:50 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(There is a flaw in my surreality, it's totally unrealistic.)
To: Robert A. Cook, PE
*Mad scientist realizing terible error voice and look*
"What have I done?! What have I done?!"
185
posted on
05/12/2005 9:45:37 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(There is a flaw in my surreality, it's totally unrealistic.)
To: Robert A. Cook, PE; xsmommy
Crazy glue and shock cords.
Holds things together and keeps it from vibrating apart in transit.
186
posted on
05/12/2005 9:46:31 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(There is a flaw in my surreality, it's totally unrealistic.)
To: Robert A. Cook, PE; SeaDragon
I don't think Miss C could get any wetter. Considering she spends all her time underwater frolicking with sharks, I mean.
187
posted on
05/12/2005 9:46:37 AM PDT
by
Argh
To: Argh; secret garden
Loosh's haiku for today, he just acted this one out:
I sound the alarm!
Recycling Man come to kill us all!
LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK
188
posted on
05/12/2005 9:48:38 AM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: Robert A. Cook, PE; xsmommy; Darksheare
Fastest four-handed game in the world, trying to put it back in when it comes out.
A really old gay guy who later got AIDS told me that joke in aboot 1978.
189
posted on
05/12/2005 9:49:17 AM PDT
by
Argh
To: xsmommy
Nice job, Loosh! Give him another Milk Bone. Sans catnip, natch.
190
posted on
05/12/2005 9:50:25 AM PDT
by
Argh
To: Argh
YOWCH.
I heard it from a preacher's daughter about five years back..
191
posted on
05/12/2005 9:50:42 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(There is a flaw in my surreality, it's totally unrealistic.)
To: Darksheare
192
posted on
05/12/2005 9:51:50 AM PDT
by
Argh
To: Argh
Worst part.. I was friends with her father.
*wincing*
193
posted on
05/12/2005 9:56:40 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(There is a flaw in my surreality, it's totally unrealistic.)
To: Darksheare
She had to get her inspiration somewhere...
194
posted on
05/12/2005 9:58:19 AM PDT
by
Argh
To: Darksheare
I don't think that came out right. Never mind...
195
posted on
05/12/2005 10:04:47 AM PDT
by
Argh
To: Slip18; xsmommy; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
196
posted on
05/12/2005 10:06:27 AM PDT
by
Argh
To: xsmommy; CholeraJoe
The noses look the same on Buggy but you know nose measurements are too far north of CJ's area of expertise.
To: Argh
LO!L
Well.. I inspired her and her friends to madness the one day.
Merely by being the chaparone to the mall.
5 women, alone, with one male guardian.
It was later stated, "Girls can be quite bad." Who's complaining? "Not really complaining, but being dragged into Frederick's of Hollywood and told to model stuff is quite... reality altering."
198
posted on
05/12/2005 10:19:14 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(There is a flaw in my surreality, it's totally unrealistic.)
To: xsmommy
Change Recycling to Trash and Loosh gets an A+++!
To: secret garden
yeah well the trash guy came earlier, this was the recycling truck that just came through. : )
200
posted on
05/12/2005 10:20:41 AM PDT
by
xsmommy
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