EX-'IDOL' CLAIMS PAULA ABDUL 'DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTIC'

Drudgereport ^ | 5/11/2005 | Drudgereport

[Sgt_Schultze]

Paula Abdul = Francisco Scaramanga

[Publius6961]

What's American Idol?

[wardaddy]

What a piece of black-white trash.

I'm sorry he comes from here.

He's humiliating her simply for the money.

He's just a boy whore. I bet the irony is lost on homey.

[real saxophonist]

If it's on Drudge, it has to be posted here at least three times.

I think there are people who sit there on Drudge, hitting 'Refresh' repeatedly until something new shows up, then immediately grabbing it and running over here to post it.

Then back to Drudge, 'refresh', 'refresh'...

[Chinito]

[Pukin Dog]

The rumor is that she has a 'hood ornament'. I'll just leave it at that, for those without imagination.

[Cyber Liberty]

She has a big butt?

[GraniteStateConservative]

As Simon says about boring performances, "so what?"

[gridlock]

She can't stop yelling, "Oh, LanPB01!" during sex.

Really, can any of us?

[martin_fierro]

EX-'IDOL' CLAIMS PAULA ABDUL 'DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTIC'

Incredibly lousy sex.

[savedbygrace]

You'll have to buy Clark's book to find out. Hahahahahaha.

[billygoatgruff]

little Tonto? .... I'm simply a female, female and I enjoy being a girl!

maybe little princess winterspringsummerfall.

[libstripper]

It was Paula Jones, not Monica Lweinski, the girl who single handedly made the name "Monica" an absolute no-no for Jewish couples who're trying to think of names for their female children and who made "Lewinski" the common name for a cerain oral sexual practice.

[threeleftsmakearight]

Seems to me that ABC thought they really had a story here. Then when they realized nobody cares, they now trot out this nonsense...they should just let it go.

If I'm Rupert Murdoch, I'd get my best reporters to look in to the incestuous relationship between the people who work at these "news" organizations and the Democrats.

[Tijeras_Slim]

I'll just leave it at that, for those without imagination.

Gee, I'm glad I figured it out... < /sarc>

[TexasCajun]

Opps, should have said Corey Clark is a michaelmoore!

[sharktrager]

Actually, Drudge auto-refreshes, so it's easier.

Oh, and usually they assume that just because THEY didn't see in on Drudge when he posted it 2 days earlier, that must mean nobody saw it.

This thread is not an example of that, but Monday's are a nightmare for it.

[sharktrager]

Nah, he told Stern she was amazing in bed. For those interested in this story, whomever you may be, Stern's interview will be on tonight on E! during Prime Time (I am assuming sans strippers) and I will say that Howard learned much more in his interview than ABC did in theirs.

[Fritzy]

Absolutely.. So what!!! This is so crazy.. for decades everyone knows that the old Hollywood buzzards "had their way" with "starlets".. most of whom ended up on the cutting room floor.. so now we have it reversed.. a woman who may/may not have warmed up to a younger man... so what.. just enjoy the show... listen to the judges comments with a laugh.. vote on who you think should be the "Idol".. and get on with your life.. So what sums it up! Lets get back to our real work of exploring todays real news and securing comments from our peers... thanks...

[yarddog]

Paula is learning that if you sleep with dogs you get fleas.

That must be the secret. Paula has fleas!