How About Some Original Limericks ?

05/09/05 | vanity

[pissant]

Melding poetry with current events. You're a genuis!

[fredhead]

Can't think of one myself, but came to the realization some time ago that "Victim of Love" by the Eagles is a limerick:

What kind of love have you got
You should be home but you're not
A room full of noise
And dangerous boys
Still makes you thirsty and hot

I heard about you and that man
There's just one thing I don't understand
You say he's a liar
And he put out your fire
How come you still got his gun in your hand

Victim of love, I see your broken heart
I could be wrong but I'm not
Victim of love, it's such an easy part
What kind of love have you got?

[psychedelicate63]

Another old one.....
I dined with the dutchess of Lee
who asked do you fart when you pee?
Said I with quick wit,
do you belch when you sh*t?
Hey dutchess, chalk one up for me!

[beyond the sea]

Melding poetry with current events. You're a genuis!

..........trapped...... in a world of genius.......quite a responsibility.

;-)

[Fam4Bush]

I know of a FReeper name King...
Whose threads cover most anything.
He attax from the "right"
As he posts thru the night,
And he always types "pong" for a ping.

[kingattax]

LOL..thats very good !....we have a poet laureate in FR :)

[mrs. a]

Pa followed the pair to Pawtucket -
(the man and the girl with the bucket.)
He said to the man,
"You are welcome to Nan,"
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.

[Aracelis]

'Cause I think t’would be bad
To see Freeper PatrickHenry in the nude!

Oh, I don't know about that...

[kevkrom]

Ummm... I would, but I have a really nice non-banned record I'm trying to maintain...

[kevkrom]

From Jersey writes our friend Gene
He asks please don't be obscene
It's a really tough trick
To create a clean limerick
It's so hard to do that it's MEAN!

I once entered this in a contest (didn't win, unfortunately):

At first I set out to devise
Some lyrics to win me the prize
But once I had see
That it had to be clean
Half my words I was forced to revise.

[PatrickHenry]

A slight exaggeration. I don't have a tattoo.

[Enterprise]

Yours are good ones. I am strictly amateur and below amateur.

[Aracelis]

A slight exaggeration. I don't have a tattoo.

Ahhhh...but those washboard abs! Mmmmm! You always were such a Looker, PH ;)