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Posted on 04/25/2005 12:52:14 PM PDT by kingattax
Eeewwwwwwwwww.... I did not need that comment... Ugh, the visual... Aaaaaaarrrrrrugggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Dean scream.)
:)
The me, myself and I generation at it's finest. It is all about them.........and their leaders are X42 and his sheman wife.
If this doesn't get pulled... I'm a monkey's aunt.
Nam Vet
Bwaaaa! Is that on 'TV Land'?
No, there are limits to what this surgery can repair. Madonna will have to do it the old way - with a ham (reference: musty old joke, titled "How to re-tread a whore"). ;-)
Surgical restoration of the hymen is also available. The things you learn in Boulder grocery stores.
Modern medicine. A wonderful thing. 8-)
After her sixth child, Jane decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory, because her 'bomb doors' were dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped out fireplace.
Time and childbirth had taken its toll, and she reckoned that, with six children now being the limit, she'd tidy things up with a nip here and a tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than a badly packed kebab.
Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three roses at the end of her bed.
"Who are these from?" she asked the nurse. "They're very nice but I'm bit confused as to why I've received them."
"Well" said the nurse, "The first is from the surgeon - the operation went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say thanks".
"Ahhh, that's really nice" said Jane.
"The second is from your husband - he's delighted the operation was such a success that he can't wait to get you home. Apparently it'll be the first time he's 'touched the sides' for years and he's very excited about the prospect!".
"Brilliant!" said Jane." And the third?"
"That's from Eric, a patient in the burns unit" said the nurse." He just wanted to say thanks for his new ears!"
Hey, they sewed Joey Buttafucos chitwood back on didn't they? I guess anything is possible......
Could you be implying that Dennis's attractiveness to sluts is not his hair dye?
WRONG!!!
If you go back to that grocer, stay away from the deli!
Maditory hormonal bump. I will go back and read the story later.
If I had a screen name like yours, I wouldn't be on this thread.
Seems to me if she only has a fiance, she shouldn't be in a situation requiring this surgery. But that's just me, being judgmental again.
ROFL
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