Posted on 04/22/2005 5:24:59 AM PDT by Slip18
You just like that twisted spin of its axis!
..."If you've ever been arrested for having sex with your sister........
So Clem meets Lyle on the dusty street corner in Bugtussle South Carolina, and congratulates Lyle on his marriage of last week.
But Lyle tells him, Clem it didn't work out, so's I got a de-vorce.
"But Lyle, what happened?"
"Well Clem, I found out that she was a virgin, an' dammit Clem, if she ain't good enough for her own family, she certainly ain't good enough for my family!
I think I would have explained to my husband what I meant after the first theme park, which I abhor anyway. LOL! LOL!
You're tall for goodness sakes. If you were a size 6, you'd be a string bean.
You must always have beautiful toenails when it's sandle time. That's right up there with the nylon and pantie thread. Remember. Brings tears to my eyes.
I beg to differ with you, my sweet Arghie. I loved Neeson in Les Miserables.
That is awful. Kind of like planning your wedding and a hurricane hits. Awful.
Highest grade of the day, aShepard! Your usages of the word sinister are marvelous.
Are you trying to scare me, Darksheare? I can handle the snakes, but evil people. Yuckaroonies.
You do get your A++++, though, even though subbie has the chilly willies.
Exactly.
Sorry!
Hey, you handle me bein' around and about.... and I'm supposedly responsible for catastrophic cosmic disasters.
*chuckle*
Thanks teach. I wish I had an apple so's I could suck up to you!
Not one of those apply to me, Cook. I'm saddened, very saddened.
I've always loved axi (axes? axises?). You get what I mean. It's a tumbler.
But, of course you have nothing under your birthday cake (yet): It isn't your birthday (yet)!
I am playing with Brownies(driving a load of them to camporee about an hour or so away) and manning the sidelines at soccer games this weekend so the toes will have to wait.
But I'd rather ride down a slide with you! LOL!
Whoa! Stuff's working!
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