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41 WAYS TO MELT A WOMAN'S HEART
Women24 ^ | 2/05 | staff

Posted on 04/15/2005 8:30:45 AM PDT by pissant

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To: pissant

Purrrrrrr.


221 posted on 04/15/2005 3:06:54 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.)
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To: Blurblogger

They give "checks" at Wendy's now?


222 posted on 04/15/2005 4:07:15 PM PDT by sharktrager (The masses will trade liberty for a more quiet life.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

"I didn't ask you that question. However, if you would like to Freepmail me the answer.... "


Nope. Doesn't sound like your undying, unconditional love for me is what's motivating you here, Dasher Darling, sorry to "dash" your hopes....

Call Me The Breeze,
I keep blowin' down the road.....

;^)

P.S. Was in a car wreck once in a VW Dasher. Maybe that's why I'm not "Dashing" into your arms..... LOL


223 posted on 04/15/2005 4:15:04 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (ATTN. MARXIST RED MSM: I RESENT your "RED STATE" switcheroo using our ELECTORAL MAP as PROPAGANDA!)
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To: sharktrager

"They give "checks" at Wendy's now?"

Yes. And if you scrounge around, you can usually find another couple receipts. I use 'em all, put it down as charitable contributions on my taxes.....

LOL


224 posted on 04/15/2005 4:17:56 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (ATTN. MARXIST RED MSM: I RESENT your "RED STATE" switcheroo using our ELECTORAL MAP as PROPAGANDA!)
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To: Lazamataz
Let me give you a piece of advice. Pay attention, now. Listen closely. Make matress-squeaky-noises with each and every single woman you can.

FRiend Laz, my comment is NOT directed at you, but rather at the thought you communicated.

I like YOU, I reject the thought. I am not holier than thou -- I DO seek to be holy.

Again the following is not directed to you -- it is strictly directed at the promiscuous thought--and it's what Jesus said to His close friend Peter when he blew it:

GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN.

Laz, truly, best regards to you, however.
225 posted on 04/15/2005 5:19:01 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (ATTN. MARXIST RED MSM: I RESENT your "RED STATE" switcheroo using our ELECTORAL MAP as PROPAGANDA!)
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To: pissant
That Sean thing edges you toward the weird category. But you're a youngen, so I can't hold it against you.

Awww...I'm not a youngen, pissant. I just post like one. You can hold it against me if you like. :-P

226 posted on 04/15/2005 6:47:53 PM PDT by arasina (So there.)
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To: pissant

Absolutely!

The two up front are for dialoing Moscow.

The two behind and below are for dialing Carlsbad Caverns--as well as just a loving squeeze when hugging.

Great handout for my psych students. Thanks.


227 posted on 04/15/2005 7:38:37 PM PDT by Quix (HAVING A FORM of GODLINESS but DENYING ITS POWER. 2 TIM 3:5)
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To: pissant

Wait until she is in the middle of brushing her teeth, then take a dump.


228 posted on 04/15/2005 7:48:39 PM PDT by ScoochDude
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To: Dashing Dasher

I know its an old joke, and I'm not sure my dog loves me.


229 posted on 04/15/2005 8:27:25 PM PDT by Temple Owl (19064)
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To: Blurblogger

Hey... at least I was the LAST one to ask for your D&B #....

I apologize for your experience in the VW Dasher -- no relation....

;-)

DD


230 posted on 04/16/2005 12:10:41 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.)
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To: Temple Owl

That is a hard realization ....

Sorry about the dog....

;-)

DD


231 posted on 04/16/2005 12:13:03 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.)
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