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**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD!!!! ****
3/11/05
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Posted on 03/11/2005 8:16:15 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance
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To: pbrown
I'll never tell. Trust me
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posted on
03/11/2005 3:03:01 PM PST
by
llevrok
(Don't blame me! I voted for Pedro)
To: pbrown
My optometrist/lawyer will be giving you a call. Is he cute? and Single?
342
posted on
03/11/2005 3:35:11 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Mar 11, 1302, The characters Romeo and Juliet were married this day according to William Shakespeare)
To: E Rocc
And the one about the van and why he bought the van instead of his in-laws preference, the Mercedes - with the little windshield wipers on the headlights.
That's COMEDY!
343
posted on
03/11/2005 3:36:13 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Mar 11, 1302, The characters Romeo and Juliet were married this day according to William Shakespeare)
To: onyx; Petronski; cyborg; arasina; Fierce Allegiance
The little one climbing into the fridge must be going after Daddy's "cough medicine". LOL!
344
posted on
03/11/2005 4:12:59 PM PST
by
BigSkyFreeper
(You have a //cuckoo// God given right //Yeeeahrgh!!// to be an //Hello?// atheist)
To: ArGee
What do a lawyer and a sperm cell have in common?
Each has a one in a million shot at becoming a human being.
345
posted on
03/11/2005 6:08:22 PM PST
by
Cowman
To: Cowman
I resemble that condition....I mean remark.
mc :"))
346
posted on
03/11/2005 7:41:07 PM PST
by
mcshot
(Boldly going nowhere with a smile and appreciation for life.)
To: r-q-tek86
Just wanted to warn everyone there's a new virus - code name is "Work." If you receive "Work" from your colleagues, your boss, or any one else, do not touch "Work" under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should happen to come in contact with this virus follow these steps:
1. Put on your jacket and take two good friends and your cash, go straight to the nearest pub.
2. Order three drinks and repeat this 14 times... you will find that "Work" has been completely deleted from your memory.
Send this virus warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already infected by this virus and "Work" already controls your whole life.
Just remember what Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffett said..."It's five o'clock somewhere!"
347
posted on
03/12/2005 5:15:03 AM PST
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: fnord
348
posted on
03/14/2005 6:47:00 AM PST
by
stainlessbanner
(We'll Miss You Chris Ledoux! Ride that Ol' Paint into the Great Beyond)
To: stainlessbanner
yeah, I went googling for it after I posted to you. I never would have known but for your tagline though, thanks
349
posted on
03/14/2005 8:28:44 AM PST
by
fnord
(there's someone for me somewhere, but I still miss someone ...)
To: blondatheart
You're killing me! I'm in trouble at work now.
ROFLMAO!!
Cheers!
350
posted on
03/14/2005 3:46:20 PM PST
by
SZonian
(Tagline???? I don't need no stinkin' tagline!)
To: Fierce Allegiance; onyx; Petronski
ROFLOL! Thanks for the ping, Onyx and Petronski!
351
posted on
03/19/2005 3:58:02 AM PST
by
bd476
(I may not like the law of gravity but I find that it's best to make the attempt to obey it.)
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